Some thoughts on passing LOL
We've all read hundreds of threads on passing, on feminine movement, and mannerisms. How about these female idiosyncracies? The not so pleasant, but all too real feminine traits.
#1- At the meer site of a raised toilet seat, for any reason other than manintanance or cleaning, begin ranting "All I ask is one little tiny thing... How hard can it be to just?... they can put a man on the moon, but lower a toilet seat, nooo".
#2- When asked if you need to use the toilet before you leave, simply reply "I'm fine". Two minutes, or two blocks later, ask to find a restroom.
#3- Stand in line to make a purchase for ten minutes, then when the SA gives you the total, dig into your purse like it never occured to you that you may need your wallet soon. Try to pay with exact change, even if it means counting out seventy one pennies.
Please read with the humour that was intended. I love everything women do.-Celeste
Fun Thread if tweeked a little
I can see the humor in most issues from BOTH sides ....
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
(Most of the 337 get thrown out a year late after being used once.)
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
Uses them as little as possible -
(He still cleans under his nails with a twig when out in the yard.)