I thought some might get a kick out of this.
My father-in-law is kind of a prick. Or, rather, he's going through a prick-ish phase. So I have an idea....
I've been married for 10 years and been with my wife for 4 years prior. So in the 14 years that he's known me, I know I'm not exactly who he would have picked for his daughter. He's nice enough to me. But he was a semi-pro baseball player growing up. His son was a baseball player. The first question they asked my wife when she said she had met someone was "does he play ball?"
Meanwhile, I played in the band. I also ran cross country. So I'm not the manly-man type.
At any rate, as I mentioned before, he's sort of going through a second mid-life crisis. Working on his fifth marriage.
For Christmas he sent his usual check to each of us. So I thought with the money he sent me, I'd buy a nice lacy bra and matching thong. If there's enough left over I'll consider some pumps and a dress.