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You could always change your name though, then it *would* be your legal name :)

I work in computers which I guess is rather dull but one of the main advantages is that I can work from home... I'll let you figure out the rest :)

Thank you all for the tips and laughs :)

I think I shall head to the store and buy some helium balloons. Had a good look at that nubra product - seems in fact pretty much the same principle as...

I'm just having fun with it and wanted to share the highs and the lows, if anybody benefits from my misfortunes then great :)

Stay with it honey, it's not so easy for everybody :)

Thank you Debs.

It's easy to be gay :) Society accepts gay people, but they struggle a bit with us. It's only a matter of time

Luckily not this time :)

...but I have f***ed several other computers in my time, usually due to wine spillages

The mysterious case of the exploding boobs...


Yes you read it right :o ...

Ok, so I was looking for a cheap DIY alternative to breastfroms - I mean yes I will buy some eventually but I just...

I told my wife a long time ago but she totally did not want anything to do with it, but we still got married
A couple of years ago she threatened to leave me if I didn't stop drinking
Today, with...

The original thread was closed but I did spotr this:

Allyson Michelle:
"any tips for removing hair down there? (I MEAN ITS JUST ABOUT EVERYWHERE). I get it from my Neanderthal father is what it...

Undulate??????? The fact that you find the word undulate perverted is well sort of perverse in it's own way, please note I am not critising just observing :)

on topic ... my issues begin from the...

The secrets to self photographing are well... not all that secret...

1. Get a tripod
2. Get lots and lots of light, every spare lamp you have
3. Have plenty of spare time
4. Pick up a HD Video...

Ok I admit I was a bit frustrated when I wrote that - yes we need hair - I just wish we didn't need quite so much of it.

I seem to grow it everywhere... yuck

Have you ever asked yourself you are so HAIRY?

If somebody said "here's a pill, all your hair will fall out " I would say "Great!"

Panda 'cos thats wot I look like after a late night :)

Anything with automatic transmission

/me ducks to avoid rotten fruit

This is a complex issue actually - it seems to be very much different depending on who you are and what you like. When I'm a guy I'm exclusively interested girls ( like most normal guys ) But when...

Probabl ywondering now why u didn't do it sooner *grins*

Maybe I'm just lazy but i don't have to do much at all really - I just stick on some girl pants an a bra and thats it... I feel great

Naturally going out is another thing but really the less I...

MMM... I reckon I can spot one about 98% of the time however good they look

Actually the funny thing is that I can usually tell cos the girl at the other end usually knows they have been clocked,...

I just sleep naked mostly...

...sometimes I pass out in my knickers though

We don't have Macy's here in Australia - but luckily I picked up one of those canvas bags with the stars on when I was in NYC one time on business...

*sighs*

I bet all the tourists do that :)
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Luckily I dont have any duck tape - but you would be surprised how effective plain old ordinary sellotape is :)

ouch

1. Under no circumstances attempt any type of hair removal whilst drunk - you may remove far more than you anticipated

(This comes from experience)

Hi I'm Panda and i'm a cute black and white bear thing that lives in bamboo trees in china... oh no sorry, I got mixed up I'm a crossdresser - how dull - how I wish I was a bear * sighs *