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Oh I dig being who I am. When I read the term "drab" to describe the male form...makes me think that they ain't trying hard enough. The new chick thing for me is a blast indeed. But, I am just used...

When I have hung out at strip clubs, it is easy to tell the rank amatures from the pros. Pro's look totally comfortable puting one foot directly in front of the other which will automatically...

I donno....My womb donor bailed when I was 6 months old and my Dad raised me and my older brother as best he could. Dad was always dad/mom/best friend. He always encouraged individuality, freedom...

When an auto mechanic is feeding me an obvious line of crap...

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I realize I will get spanked for saying this but, have you seen the normal people?!?!?!?!?! They are even more off the wall than I am!

Seriously, I am really suprized how...

Every answer above is right on target.

My advice...take buttloads of pix and keep the top 5

got to freewarefile and look through thier photo editors and download any that are compatible with...

Hard to say....

Some days I ain't even honest with myself! But, at least I am honest about my dishonesty!

For me...depends on the day.

Some days, I just wanna bag a hottie honey. Female or hot @ssed CD.

Other days...when I am in my gear, I want a man ho or a hot @ssed CD.

Does this make me...

You will have to see some of the adult toys I fabricate. The lightsaber dildo is a huge hit with everyone. The spurs (like mine in my avatar, may look good but NOT a good idea during "happitime"
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Usually I am in full regaellia, doing my best to look like some skank from the future. (seriously..that's what I dig)

However, I am expecting my boss to show up any moment and me and him have it...

My very best friend is really encouraging me on this whole thing. She is the only one who knows. Now, I wouldn't mind doing a halloween at the local gay club where everyone and thier dog will be in...

Naw.....I avoid it by just going commando. Really simplifies things.

We were in a meeting one day and someone commented on my huge chemical boots. I laughed and said "I bet these are gonna look...

Baby, Sometimes ya just gotta let it all hang out.

Besides, with wht I am packin. the tuck is an exercize in futility. It looks even wierder when I just have a random part squishin and bulging...

Mine... probably just an aneurism. But, that's okay. Got about a dozen female names from my short stories yet Echo popped to the surface....Besides, it sounds like it has deeper relevance to the...

First things first.....I am new to this entire scene and have no idea what the hell a GG or GB is. (Got a whole danged list of abbreveations you kids use that I got no clue on.

That being said,...

So, I was in full drag and painting new make up on my pet mannequin. (I am odd that way) I did the full shebang and was really pleased. I then applied custom made finger nails...they looked...

I do it when I can. Going to tonight. But, when I do it, it is all out. I have only been doing this for a very short time so I am sure that the process will speed up with practice. I got into...

If you aren't sure about how the in-law will react...avoid the problem and seek a new solution.

Put on a leotard, lay down and have your old lady stuff 20 hamsters into it for an hour or so....you...

Wow.....I feel like the odd man out...(so to speak)

As a regular guy...I am a complete horn dog. Now, that I have found myself in this new phase in my life, I got the sex drive of a college...