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Snow, no problem but the east wind thats been blowing from Norway chills bits i never knew i had.

I know one but he is up to his eyballs running two pubs, is it just stand up comedy routine or are you going to throw some singing(mime) in aswell,any idea of age of audience?

Thats one thing we have to learn, spend all day trying on things then end up buying the first thing we saw at the first shop which is now half a mile up the road and ten minutes to closing.

Ah the tired old "fag" "homo" etc etc jibe a good retort i've used before " actually i'm not in any case your boyfriend looks the jealous type" or "No i'm not but i have a friend who is gay and...

As a urm *&&***& first i would want to be into her first and discuss shoe choices second.

meh? why not, tis was very popular in the twenties and thirties, gals wearing tweed suits and (shock et horreur) smoking cigars, arh hell why worry she might put out the garbage for a change while...

Some how i managed to break an index finger nail buttoning up a skirt, and this after taking down a large tree in a friends garden and yes i was wearing panties and a bra before the references to the...

Maybe it's the redneck in me but i will always be dropping them, then with one foot out kick the other one and hopefully catch with one hand, or on my head for the encore.

you can't judge a book by its cover,sometimes there is a surprise at the turn of every page. bit like life really.

my own hair is about 25 inches long and does help,pigtails,french plait,pony tail,loose,loose after an hour with the curling tongs, i think i started growing it out back in 91,
a old grunger in...

Yup i'd go with this, my thoughts eggsactly.(beer)

Why do we have to have a label, i'm a beer drinking, hand rolled cigarette smoking bloke who likes to relax wearing womens clothes with a bit of slap on, i may have hold on i do have a hellova lot...

I'm of the same opinion, i would get nothing done, in all day playing them.:)

I would have tried to answer him in my best Rab C Nesbit impression.

The longest of journeys starts with the smallest of steps, well done!!

diamonds are cheap at the moment,with all the people cashing in gold jewelry there is a glut of diamonds of possibly less than a carat each, go for the largest carot size you can afford anything over...

if you need any advice give me a shout, i have a bit of a background in the "antiques" trade.

$263? i'm thinking of a pair of these,or moar!!!!!!!

A small prayer, a decent burial, a single tear.

Buy more shoes,and boots,with heels of course.

how odd,i did not know there was something wrong sitting with crossed legs as over here nobody seems to mind or notice, is this an American phenomenon as that does to my eyes seem very strange.

Hair removal,duct tape, sellotape, text msg ,my very bad done all four but not at the same time.

In this weather only with a fur coat.

Well i told the wife,but luckily i'm single.



(think about it)