I'm already running with scissors. Does that count?
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I'm already running with scissors. Does that count?
Of course it has a source, two different ones in fact. (hence the two different quotes - that's how that works.) Go right to the source and ask the horse, he'll give you the answer that you'll...
"As for the profiling thing... If you only read one book and believe it's infallible then you are an intellectual vacuum."
You mean there is more than just one book? That's scary.
The classic, or traditional if you prefer, difference between woman and girls is.
A - the onset of menstrutation
B - Childbirth
DT is right about many women considering it an insult to be...
You might have missed out on a good opportunity not only to get it all out in the open, but also to find out why you can't get your stuff coordinated, and get some help with that also.
But I will...
"I often think about this quote in reference to TG relationships. My variation of it is: "Never have intimate relations with someone significantly more (or less) crazy than yourself"."
Mine was...
"Hmmmm! I wonder if my wife noticed the perfume smell on me?"
If she did not she would be the first women I know who didn't recognize a smell/scent other than her own, unless she smokes.
"The master criminals are the criminals, not the police"
In fact, the two are not that far apart. The old TV show was called "It Takes A Thief" but the whole line is "It takes a thief to catch a...
ONE - IMPORANT!!!! PLEASE READ. Meet them at a public place. For a first meeting, you should perfer very public, and at high noon to boot. That is not always possible, but shade it in that...
I know how you feel, one night its like lipstick and leather, next night a good street brawl, night after that I'm listening to some Nobel prize guy lecture. I'm messed up.
or this BLAST FROM THE PAST
I might like you better
If we slept together
But there’s somethin
In your eyes that says
Maybe that’s never
Never say never
Of course, considering some of...
Just tell her the truth. People hate that anyway.
So how can you tell the punk rock bois from the punk rock gurls? Opps, sorry, that's the hippies.
You go girl. Though not much of a punk myself (a bit old for that, and doing 150+ Grateful Dead...
In fact I'm a farm boy (or girl) from rural Iowa. Most of my family is from Cincin, Ohio. So I know a bit about the midwest.
One word - a record for me I'm sure.
BLACK
"solemn proceedings only to find men dressed in women's panties, fairy wings, diapers and wigs sobbing amidst pools of urine and vomit, so drunk that many could not stand"
Well you know its solemn...
Speaking of crossdressing and cops.... This just in
"Police were initially barred by students from entering the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity house because a ritual was going on. Undeterred,...
Christmas panties? But doesn't the holly and the ivy, not to mention the pine needles get kind of itchy? Does give a whole new meaning to Yule Log however.
"I was just wondering if your clothes lose their appeal/magic after you wear them a couple of times"
It would seem sometimes that this is a major difference between men and women.
"Hi Kim, I read and re-read your post and to be honest I'm just a little bit skeptical of the fact that your son is so willing to accept this. Please don't misunderstand me but most 17 yr olds have a...
"You must understand that it's only displaying truth when it comes to cops. From what I've read, cops are ultra macho and look down on crossdressers.
It's not so much that cds are criminals, it's...
Well, you people north of the 49th (and I'm still mad about that, whatever happened to 54/40 or Fight?? Hun! What about that!) just don't get it. Our beloved dear leader has assured us that the...
Going to Indianapolis, and in December at that? I'm sorry.
I have friends from there who refer to it as Indianowhere, and local boy Kurt Vonnagut once said of a year in his hometown, "There are...
As Variety used to say, Its Boffo Box-Office!
Los Angeles, CA (HFR - June 14, 2000) -- The American Film Institute (AFI) announced the 100 funniest American films, as selected by a blue-ribbon...
Be advised that many of the larger venues routinely make you check "chain a chain to keys and/or studded belts". We did, at least before Hot Topic began selling them to every 14 year old wandering...