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    Real men don't buy just one donut!!

    Ever feel like you have a sign on your back that says... "Please say something about my manliness... or lack of"? I sure seem to have one lately or maybe its just the pinky rings or the polished nails or the scent of moisturizer.............

    Today at Sheetz I stopped to get a diet soda on the way back to work.. Its thirsty work shopping for furniture all noon... So I get the monster cup full and spy the donut display.. Chocolate glazed.. Damn and I haven't eaten today.. So I pop one in the bag and saunter up to the checkout. And plop my items on the counter.. The older checkout guys looks at the donut then at me and says... "Real men don't buy just one donut ya know?". He even pointed to the bag and asked the other clerk, "isn't that right Jim?". Jim nods a big "yeah".... (Ii was a startin to feel like I was in a blue collar comedy skit about now.... Hey there's Larry The Cable Guy over by the beef jerky.. Lol)

    I look at him all serious like and reply "are you incinuating I'm not a man?" His mouth opens but all that comes out are a couple. "ahhh ahhhh ahhh....". So I continue "though I am trying to watch my girlish figure"....... breaking out in a smile.. He starts to laugh and says what he ment was that these are on sale 2 for $1.00...... I declined and told him that if I ate another one I wouldn't be able to fit into my new dress... And that sent him howling again ... Even Jim was chuckling..... and then he tried to convince me they were special calorie free donuts.. Hey.... I'm still trying to recover from the special calorie free hot wings from the super bowl party Sunday.. Lol.

    Probably just a coincidence like all the other comments lately... Maybe if I wasn't wearing a lavendar tie... Or maybe I should get a denim tie? .

    Wish I had bought that second donut now.. I'm getting hungry again!!
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    Thanks for bringing a smile on my face yet again, don't get too many

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    Donut boy wouldn't been so cheeky if you were wearin' your Steeler's cap stained with bbq sauce and a frayed up brim! Nu-uh!

    We know you don't care. Maybe you oughta try that with your pink Steelers jersey!


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    I also like it your smile

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    As a former police officer, did someone say donuts? donuts? Where are the donuts?

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    Love what your comebacks were ! I wear nice "men" pink shirts with light lavender ties AND medium purple shirts with pink ties - I really do. I have noticed that the GGs that I have contact with love it !!!!!! The guys never say anything or ever wear anything like that - I wear these color combinations often (I have 3 medium purple and 3 pink shirts) - As I said, the GGs love it when I wear these colors. Tey all come over and include me in their conversations - do you think its the shirts ?

    Oh yes, my fingernails are long and pointed with a slightly rounded edge and covered with clear shinny fingernail polish - do you think this is a give away ?

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    karen, what a place you must work in. you always seem to be "almost" read. is it the makeup you're wearing.
    joanne, the fingernails might be a give away, i wore them that way to work, my immediate boss knew about me, she asked me one day and i said yes, but some of the others might have guessed, especially since i wore so many other female items.

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    For some of us larger ladies, one donut just doesn't cut it!

    I'm a-bumping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachaelb64 View Post
    Karen you always make smile
    What a treasure you are...
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    funny

    I will try to follow your example and just stick to one donut.

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    Great story, Karren! Thanks for sharing, and glad you have a sense of humor.

    I can only think of two ways to deal with situations like this:

    1) Move a bit closer to the line with longer hair or longer nails or earrings or somesuch and start to get Ma'm'ed -- after all, the never would have said it to a lady and it's more fun to get Ma'm'ed all day

    2) Start taking stuff out of your purse while looking for your wallet -- you know, a tube of lipstick, bottle of nail polish, your pearl handled revolver . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachaelb64 View Post
    Karen you always make smile
    i haven't been on the forum for long, but i agree... i just love reading your posts Karren

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    I need to save room for the quiche.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karren Hutton View Post
    Wish I had bought that second donut now.. I'm getting hungry again!!
    Always trust the store clerks they are only trying to help you
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    I have lost 10 lbs since the first of the year I have not had a donut since then, but now I just have to have one, thanks.

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    Your tomuch Karren I'd just love to hang with you.
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    ha, total coincidence. Thats funny though. I'm going to use that reason for everything. "real men do this..." and use that for every excuse now! LOL

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    Ha-ha. I think sometimes, because of who we are, we read more into situations than we probably should.
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    [SIZE="2"]One question, how could you pass up a sale?
    All this donut talk has me feeling guilty about not stopping at Tim Hortons on the way to the office today.
    Loved the story, if those guys only knew.....
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    Heh, heh. Real men don't eat donuts at all. Rather they eat raw meat.
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    I just recently cleared out my closet and bagged up a bunch of guy clothes I haven't worn in several years. Along with the 100 or so ties, there's a denim tie here with your name on it. Just let me know if you're interested and I'll hold it back from the garage sale for you.
    I'm so far back in the closet that I'm finding Christmas presents!

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    Where can you get those calorie free ones???? :> All I get to eat are cottage cheese doubles :< I found some denim ties on the internet for ya! And I will agree denim is not made for all things, would not EVER wear ones of these!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karren Hutton View Post
    I look at him all serious like and reply "are you incinuating I'm not a man?" His mouth opens but all that comes out are a couple. "ahhh ahhhh ahhh....". So I continue "though I am trying to watch my girlish figure"....... breaking out in a smile.. He starts to laugh and says what he ment was that these are on sale 2 for $1.00...... I declined and told him that if I ate another one I wouldn't be able to fit into my new dress...
    These are my favorite kind of comebacks and if you aren't out, do it in jest. I was at a register buying a couple of tops. The SA says "I think these will look good on you." I grinned and told her that they would look great with the pants I bought here last week. She then chuckled and goes "really, there is a guy that comes here every week in a skirt" and starts confiding in me.

    Haven't run into that guy yet.

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