So my brother and his girlfriend came to visit my mum and she brought them down to visit me, cause i'm going to college atm and i don't have a lot of time.
Anyways we're out shopping and they mention they want to go swimming cause they want to show off how much their baby likes the water. so we go look at swimming trunks and all the mens trunks are like 50 bucks a pop, a little bit to pricey for my mums taste. So my brother suggests why don't we just get some of the cheaper women's trunks(which were mabye 14 bucks) cause no one would really notice.
Of course i agree with him... so my mum is looking at them and she's holding up a pair trying to figure out what size they are and i walk up to her and ask her what size they were. She says, "16" i tell her they'll fit me, she looks at me skeptical. and she says well mabye there's an 18 here and i tell her an 18 will be way too big 16 will be perfect.
of course i'm not out to my parents, so i think there may be a good chance she's starting to suspect something.