This evening my spouse and I have decided to go out to the movies. Since she somewhat prefers being with me in drab (guy) mode rather than en femme (even though she says it doesn't matter) I figured I'd please her and dress up as a guy.
So I got out some guy pants and a guy polo shirt. Only just a few moments ago I splashed some coffee on the pants (clumsy guy).
Tossed them in to soak and grabbed the next pair of pants.
Took money, credit cards, and driver's license out of my purse and put them in a guy wallet.
And that's when I figured out that the pants I'd just put on were from my femme wardrobe and had no back pockets.
O.K., so I'll toss the wallet in my front pocket.
Only the pants have NO pockets.
So now the guy wallet is sitting in my purse.
Phoey on this guy stuff!