Using Tomatos as breast forms

[MrsDiane]

This sounds strange but please hear me out

I am just getting started agaiiaafter a major purge of all of my feminine things
I want to attend my first ever TG socail enent at TGnorth in Montpielier Vermont on July 17th. I do not have a set of breast forms to fill out my bra and am seeking short term solutions until I can affort a good set

I know I can buy balI loons and use these but I have been fooling around with firm tomatos today and wonder if wrap the tomatos in Saran wrap (In case of a puncture) would they work ?

They feel right and look o.k. in my bra

Diane

[Billijo49504]

It would probably work, if you put the hamburg patty under one arm and the bun under the other to get toasted. I don't have any guess where you'd put the pickle. I think It'd be more safe, to use nylons or ballons with rice or bird seed. ON a hot day, with those mater's in a wrap will feel kinda sticky on the chest and being heated all day @ 98.6, they might start to cook. Human powered fried green tomatoes, sounds ecco friendly. If you used nylons,at least your skin could breath. Let us know how it turns out....BJ

[Kate Simmons]

Hmm, ask Mr. Potato Head, I think that's what he uses (cherry tomatos of course). Don't tell Mrs.Potato Head though as her hubby is still in the closet, or is that potato bin?

[MissConstrued]

Add a little rosemary and basil, and you'll be a right saucy wench.

[Jessica Who]

Whoa, that's a new one. I suppose in theory it could work if you wrapped it well, but there may be better food-based solutions like using corn syrup in a balloon or heavy-duty plastic bag.

[Kate Simmons]

Seriously though Hon, surgical gloves filled with water and tied off well works for a quick fix (bouncy as well).

[MrsDiane]

Thanks for the info

I did this as a tounge in cheek query just to see what the response was

I LOVE the responses !!

We all should look at what we do with a little humor in mind

Diane

[kellycan27]

Add a little rosemary and basil, and you'll be a right saucy wench.

MC... I think I love you

[alexis GG]

My SO has just told me that birdseed put into something, works well as it retains its shape...

[Bobbi Lynn]

I was thinking "Heinz".

[trannie T]

Hothouse or vine ripened tomatos?

[kellycan27]

Seriously though Hon, surgical gloves filled with water and tied off well works for a quick fix (bouncy as well).

I thought she wanted breasts....not udders. Better wear a padded bra, don't want all those nipples showing through.

[Jenny Beth]

I've heard the term "nice melons", but tomatos???

[Kate Simmons]

I thought she wanted breasts....not udders. Better wear a padded bra, don't want all those nipples showing through.

Actually, positioning is the key. I know I did it for years before I ever had breast forms. Incidently, it works a bit better with a 50/50 mix of water and anti-freze.

[kellycan27]

Actually, positioning is the key. I know I did it for years before I ever had breast forms. Incidently, it works a bit better with a 50/50 mix of water and anti-freze.

Thank you.. no substitute for experience huh?

[lisa marseau]

NO. Not a good idea at all!
Haven't used this in a while but it worked for me for years. Listen if you want to have realistic boobs... Pay attention. First go to grocery store and get oven roasting bags. Gallon sized or for rosting whole chicken.(They used to sell twist tie gallon sized baggies but not anymore) Next get yourself to Home Depot. Go to the sheet rock section. get a two gallon sized bucket of joint compound. Do not get the light weight stuff (trust me on this). Take an old measureing cup and start off with 1-1/2 cup of joint compound and pour it into ONE CORNER of the bag. so that it resembles a pastry bag. Twist the bag from the top of the compound thus getting most of the air out. Don't twist too tight making the bag pop. Twist about twelve times and make a knot about 3/4 of the way to the top of the twist pull "snuggly". Now untwist. The whole bag should then become soft and mushy like a breast. Last step is to cut off the remainder of the bag with sissors. Repeat for other breast and place in bra with the knot facing foward (like a nipple). The look and feel is fantastic.
This what I have done since my teens but havn't had the need to in years.
You can add to make bigger Maybe even a turkey bag and a 5gal buckett. LOL.
I have seen at least a hundred posts asking about... insted of forms. On the plus side it should only cost about 7 bucks. On the down side? If you don't like it you could fix that crack in the wall. Wait that would be a plus too.
The lightweight stuff is to light and does not bounce.
Lisa

[Sammy777]

surgical gloves may be a bit of a turn on as it feels like you're being groped as you walk.

You know, if your into that sort of thing, lol.

[Rita D]

Add a little rosemary and basil, and you'll be a right saucy wench.

Too Funny!

[Sammy777]

Go to the sheet rock section. get a two gallon sized bucket of joint compound. Do not get the light weight stuff (trust me on this).

That brings new meaning to the term "getting plastered"

[lisa marseau]

I knew some one would say that

[Kate Simmons]

Well Diane, you can see how resourceful some of us MacGyverettes can be when we have limited resources. This is kind of what we really mean when we say it's 5% appearance and 95% attitude. "So my boobs are peaches, you got a problem with that?" You get the idea.

[kellycan27]

Well Diane, you can see how resourceful some of us MacGyverettes can be when we have limited resources. This is kind of what we really mean when we say it's 5% appearance and 95% attitude. "So my boobs are peaches, you got a problem with that?" You get the idea.

I agree,it's amazing what we can accomplish when the spirit MOOooves us.

[docrobbysherry]

Well Diane, you can see how resourceful some of us MacGyverettes can be when we have limited resources. This is kind of what we really mean when we say it's 5% appearance and 95% attitude. "So my boobs are peaches, you got a problem with that?" You get the idea.

Arianna reminded me. I first thot she said, " 5% appearance and 95% appetite"!

In my early dressing days, I found that onions had the rite shape.
But for some reason, while I was wearing them, I was ALWAYS HUNGRY!

Easiest, cheesyest breast forms ever? Rolled up socks!

[leggylisa]

haha i hope nobody wants to give you a hug, that could be messy

[Chrissie P]

I used to do what Lisa did, but with a product called "soil moist" It is a gel that swells when it gets wet and is supposed to hold water for plants when it gets dry. It is like jello. It is clear, odorless and cheap. Available at your local garden center in the feminine section.