That will give you an adreniline rush or panic attack when somr one comes over. I remember those times before I finally came out to everybody, now it does not matter anymore.
That will give you an adreniline rush or panic attack when somr one comes over. I remember those times before I finally came out to everybody, now it does not matter anymore.
It happened again to me the other night. The doorbell rang and that initial panic cuz I was in a skirt and heels. 10 seconds later I opened the door an looked like I was shocked at the AARP rep. They didn't hang around long. Besides I don't feel old enough for AARP
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Originally Posted by Lorileah
It happened again to me the other night. The doorbell rang and that initial panic cuz I was in a skirt and heels. 10 seconds later I opened the door an looked like I was shocked at the AARP rep. They didn't hang around long. Besides I don't feel old enough for AARP
Hey, that's a great way to get rid of door to door solicitors!!But, on the other hand, you look way too convincing as a woman!
I am planning to do just that, real soon. I need some input!Panic stricken, I sure can relate to that one! Now, you have to model your new outfits so we can help you decide to keep them or not!
i've had some major girly panic attacks in my time,always escaped them then half wished i had been caught
i know the feeling.i allways wear a bra around the house. one day i ordered a pisa delivered he arrived early so i just threw my shirt on and answered the door forgeting to button it. i payed him and he said thank yoooou maam.i was not made up and have very short hair and 5 oclock shadow.my face turned very red:
[SIZE="3"]I call that a BLONDE moment!!!![/SIZE].gif "Big Roll Eyes")
Another priceless moment in the life of a CD!
Here's a line I used recently, which may come in handy.
Putzing in the basement dressed but no makeup when wife calls on intercom to say my best friend is here with his sidekick. Panic....but played for time with "I'll be up in a minute. I'm just getting out of the (guestroom) shower"
Rush to bathroom, disrobe, wet down body and hair, and wrap waste in a towel . No spare cloths handy but old slippers to cover toenail polish. Run upstairs, quickly passing friends and go to bedroom to dress. On exit, tell them I had sprayed myself with oil and needed a quick shower.
Everything appeared cool...but I wonder if they noticed the bra strap marks???? Time may tell.
I MUST stash spare cloths down there and in my home office!!!
Whew, that was a close call, eh? Glad you were able to get through it
As this type of thing is so prevalent on this site, it seems a course of training is needed.
I propose several categories:
1. Full body (for personal appearances):
Remove all neccesary garments, and re-dress with those desired. 5 reps per day for 2 weeks. This, of course, includes makeup removal - re-application.
2. Upper body (for video conferencing or phone calls):
Pretty much the same as above; just don't get up for any reason.
3. No body(for non-video calls or conferencing):
Change from your fem to your drab voice. Same reps as above .
With the correct amount of training, you should be able to accomplish the unwelcome tasks nearly instantaneously.
GOOD LUCK!,
Donna
Last edited by donnalee; 07-12-2009 at 07:02 PM.
ALWAYS plan for the worst, then you can be pleasantly surprised if something else happens!
"The important thing about the bear is not how well she dances, but that she dances at all." - Old Russian Proverb (with a gender change)
Great idea!
Next step would be to organize a national contest: winner is who can make 5 changes the quickest.
This would make a great "reality" TV show and at the same time promote our cause!
Now, now; everybody can't sign up at once.
Oh great. Another workout regimen I'll have to fit in now!!!!As this type of thing is so prevalent on this site, it seems a course of training is needed.
I propose several categories:
1. Full body (for personal appearances):
Remove all neccesary garments, and re-dress with those desired. 5 reps per day for 2 weeks. This, of course, includes makeup removal - re-application.
2. Upper body (for video conferencing or phone calls):
Pretty much the same as above; just don't get up for any reason.
3. No body(for non-video calls or conferencing):
Change from your fem to your drab voice. Same reps as above .
With the correct amount of training, you should be able to accomplish the unwelcome tasks nearly instantaneously.
GOOD LUCK!,
Donna
Last edited by Miranda09; 07-12-2009 at 08:01 PM.
P.S.
The "waste" in my post above was not what you might have imagined...rather a spelling error in place of 'Waist".
Maybe it was a freudian slip!
Once I was fully dressed with make up, nail polish, the whole works, and the door bell rings, its the man to fix the oil burner, I had forgeton, so what could I do but let him in and told him where to go.Was I nervous, but wen he was done he said we will send you a bill mrs woods, made me feel great.
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