We got off the titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynacological disorders.
Taxis stop for us.
Men die earlier so we get to cash in the life insurance.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Free drinks, Free dinners, free movies (you get the point).
We know the truth about whether size matters.
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
If we have sex with someone and don't call the next day,we're not the devil.
Condoms make no significant difference to our enjoyment of sex.
If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
Nothing crutial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever having to take a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival "the speedo"
we don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we cheat on our spouse people assume it's because we are being emotionaly neglected.
We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
If we forget to shave no one need know.
If we have a zit we know how to conceal it.
If we're dumb some people will find it cute.
we'll never discover we've been duped by wonder bra.
...........Melissa...........
Not too sure about some of those..........