On Saturday I had a close call where I accidentally almost outed myself to the wife... we were getting ready for a Halloween party, me in a vanilla guy costume, she in her girly costume, and I'd had a few already (which I think both got me careless enough to slip and kept me calm enough to recover).
As we're getting ready, she says "I need to find my really dark red lipstick."
I immediately blurt out, "Oh I could give you some." UH-OH.
She laughs and jokes, "What, did your girlfriend leave some here?" (I don't have a girlfriend [at least in the usual sense ] and she knows it)
Luckily I was fast enough to answer something like "Yeah, and you can borrow some of her panties too. No, seriously though, what I mean is I'd be happy to run down to the drugstore so you can keep getting ready."
She said no, that's fine, she'll make due with something here but thanks for offering, and kept getting ready, clearly thinking nothing of it. Whew.