Keep this list

[Lorileah]

In an effort to make life easier for some people I thought making a list of "reasons" that they can keep in their pocket would be helpful.

So list the "reasons" you do whatever here. Help your sisters so they don't freeze up and mutter when asked "why are3 you wearing....?"

Reason 1

I lost a bet. We all know that many men are notorious gamblers who don't know when to fold them.

Reason 2

All my male underwear was dirty so I borrowed my SO's because we all know men can't run a washing machine and cannot count how many pair of clean underwear they own.

I will just get it started but please post your favorite reason. After all you never know when you have to make that trip to the ER

[AmberLynn]

this is a good idea, here is one

My ex moved out and threw away all my cloth's and left me this

I stayed out late with the guy's and my is punishing me

I was offered 100 buck's to where this in public

[Bobbie Bee]

How about this one, "Shhh, I'm working undercover."

[nancyish]

I am a long distance runner and my underware always gave me a rash between the legs(too wide).This is a very common problem for men who work out.I tried some of my SO's and found some that worked(not to mention,felt)great.This is a true story,Nancy.

[AlisonRenee]

Going to a costume party, of course... that was the first excuse I used when I went into a thrift store to find my first dress.

[mykhelee]

Because it just looks so damned good on me!

[EricaCD]

[Unlurks]

... because I am transgendered?

[Lurks]

[Deborah Jane]

Lads........

There's something I've been meaning to tell you all.........

[StaceyJane]

I like the suggestion from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" last week.
"I'm Larry David and I enjoy wearing women's underwear."

[Joanne f]

I got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning and accidently put my wife's clothes on (by mistake of course)

[Sally2005]

I'm having a hard time dealing with it. Sometimes I wake up naked and other times I'm wearing female clothing. Just the other day I woke up at the shopping mall and I have no idea how I got there... my wife told me I walked in my sleep, but I never beleived it until now ;-)

[sterling12]

"When The Space Aliens come to get us, they will eat all The Fat Guys first...beautiful, charming, ladies will be possible candidates for The Queen of Outer Space!"

Peace and Love, Joanie

[Ruth]

Sorry but I think honesty would be the best policy. You can still be economical with the truth. If you are busted wearing panties just say - "I like wearing women's panties". No need to tell about the ball gowns and tiaras.

[Prissy Linda]

I don't need no stinking list. If i'm gonna wear something fem when I'm out and about and someone asks me why i'm wearing it (what ever it is)I just tell them that I like it. Most people don't fall for a lame excuse even if you think they did.

[Sarah Doepner]

Because it's the most fun I can have with my clothes on. And by the way, these are MY clothes.

It's ladies night and I don't have enough to make the cover charge and/or buy full priced drinks.

I always do what I read in my horoscope and today the only one I could find was in Ophras magazine.

I wanted to wear something really feminine, but this had to do.

Jeans and workboots don't go with these earrings silly.

I was just playing around and tried on a pair of panties and it felt great, so I found a bra and that was great too. Well one thing lead to another and here I am.

Why? Is there someone else here with the same outfit?

Why do you care? or Why? Do you care?

Because I can.

[Carroll]

I crossdress. If you have an issue with, get lost

[Karren H]

Wait!! I thought honesty was that best policy last week? Damn... I'm confused..

[Lorileah]

That was so last week Karren. This week it is excuses week. You can't be honest all the time silly, people start to expect it.

Reason #(dang I lost count)

My wife won't buy me men's clothes anymore, she says I look better in these

When the invitation said "dress" appropriately...I did

[CharleneT]

My fav: "drives the women crazy, you ought to try it..."

[Darylin]

Actually my wife came up with a good reason. When I travel, I always dress in femme. She said if I ever get stopped and asked about it, I should say my wife and I have always disagreed on traveling as a woman. Which is easier, male or female traveling? So our bet was that I could travel as a woman to where ever I'm going without being harassed because I was a woman and if there was a problem, I should have the cops call her and she would tell the same story. It's worked so far, I've even had a car accident. The cop just asked if I was okay Ma'am? After he checked my license in the computer, he came back and looked at me and then asked if I was Darylin and Sue. I just said no, Sue is my SO and he left it at that. I guessed I passed okay.

[ginafaye]

gee pantyhose is warmer than longjohns

[Kate Simmons]

My pet monkey went on a rampage and tore apart all of my guy clothes, so I had to wear my wife's. I also figured I'd wear her wig and makeup just for fun. Weird that this seems to happen every weekend though.

[Sandygal]

Someone spiked my drink and I woke up this way.

[kellycan27]

My dog ate my drab clothes

[NV Susan]

[SIZE="2"]All my guy cloths are in the laundry.......

I just felt pretty today......
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