In an effort to make life easier for some people I thought making a list of "reasons" that they can keep in their pocket would be helpful.
So list the "reasons" you do whatever here. Help your sisters so they don't freeze up and mutter when asked "why are3 you wearing....?"
Reason 1
I lost a bet. We all know that many men are notorious gamblers who don't know when to fold them.
Reason 2
All my male underwear was dirty so I borrowed my SO's because we all know men can't run a washing machine and cannot count how many pair of clean underwear they own.
I will just get it started but please post your favorite reason. After all you never know when you have to make that trip to the ER