My wife was shopping over the weekend, as usual I was helping her pick things out, giving my opinion and holding onto her choices. As we approached the checkout counter, my wife turned around to look at something else. I laid her items on the counter for the SA to begin ringing up. She said to me, We did not get to see you in these, you never came out of the fitting room to show us. She was clearly joking with me, so I replied, yeah I haven't shaved my legs for a few days, so I didn't want to gross anyone out.
Oh! How I wish I could have been trying on all the beautiful cloths.