Today, my wife and I, dutiful consumerists that we are, spent the afternoon at the local mall. While we were browsing at Sephora (really, what mall expedition is complete without a stop in Sephora, amiright?), we both agreed that my eyes needed a little color. After a little experimentation, I settled on a nice shimmery blue shadow, and an extremely enthusiastic salesgirl absolutely insisted on finishing off the look with some liquid liner and mascara. I think it was a great look--not too subtle, not too overdone--so after we made our purchases, the little lady and I decided, what the heck, might as well just leave it on while we do the rest of our shopping.
So about an hour later, as we were riding the down escalator, a woman--fiftyish, I'd guess, with a teenage daughter in tow--tapped me on the shoulder from behind and said "I just love your eyeshadow....such a pretty color!" We stopped and chatted briefly, my wife commenting on how much fun she has trying different looks on me, the woman remarking on how terribly unfair it was that I had such long eyelashes, etc. I have to admit, I was feeling a little glowy from having a bit of random positive attention from a total stranger. I was ready to give her a big hug before we went our separate ways.
But then a bit later, we were doing a little window shopping, and a pack of five 11- or 12-year old girls walked by. One of them gave me a good hard look, stifled a giggle, and whispered to the girl next to her. They kept walking for about 20 feet, did a little huddle, and headed back towards us, this time with all five of them staring directly at my face in what I'm sure they thought was a very subtle and not-at-all-completely-frakking-obvious way. Another 20 feet, and they made another about-face and headed in for another look, this time with one of them holding a camera phone at chest level (again, totally subtle and unnoticeable). I got a chuckle out of it, but my wife was ready to chase them down and smash the phone on the ground for their being such obnoxious little snots. I know, I know, just about everyone's an idiot at that age, but don't they teach kids any manners at all these days? Geez!