So this morning my wife, who's going through some self-exploration and life issues (most unrelated to my CDing), was feeling a little anxious this morning as she was waking up. I'm her rock, remember, so I'm helping settle her head and calm her down before she starts her day. Trying to keep the anxiety from rearing it's head.
"You're my Sharon", she says out of the blue. I have no idea what she's talking about, same as you.
"Yeah, you're my Sharon," she says. "I'm your f***ed-up Ozzy, you're my stable Sharon."
Well, I thought it was funny.
Perhaps I'll change my name to Sharon. LOL