That was very exciting Karren...so glad it turned out well...Glad to see you back in good writing form!... i was rivitedto the script!
hugs
welcome back....may you dress to the nines for the next couple weeks!
That was very exciting Karren...so glad it turned out well...Glad to see you back in good writing form!... i was rivitedto the script!
hugs
welcome back....may you dress to the nines for the next couple weeks!
I think we'll award you an Olympic Gold medal for the fastest quck change.....Very nice form...effortless execution!!!
That was a real close one and quick reaction.
That was too funny Karren. I can relate.
Your comment on spelling explains this "National Sarcsm Society" (sarcasm)
I have wondered about it before. Is the misspell part of the sarcasm?
There are only 2 kinds of crossdressers: Those who have been caught and those who will be caught
My wife was a teacher & when she had parent teacher conferences, she told me she was going out with other teachers for a quick bite before the evening conferences. Well, she changed her mind, and never did such a quick change in my life. Almost caught in my maid uniform.
My most recent "almost caught" moment was I was folding laundry while wearing my bra and forms under a t-shirt (male t shirt) and apparently I did not lock the door and all of a sudden my best friend is walking down my basement stairs saying K#### are you home. I about freaked no time to change as he is only 15 steps away from me so I quick yelled out yes be right out. Quick change pull bra off (peel off forms) and let them drop in the laundry basket. Started to put my t shirt back on and turn around and he is standing in my bedroom behind me.
Pretty sure he didn't see any marks on me from my bra.
Luckily, I was doing the laundry because I did not have time to hide my bra, just blended in with the rest of the clothes. PHEW.
What did I learn? Answer: Always lock your doors (notice plural)
Superwomen has nothing on us as far as the quick change goes.
It Doesn't always work out the way we plan. Sorry you lost your night Karren.
Put a little lipstick on you'll feel better
Had a similar close call two weeks ago. Working at home, en femme when I hear the dogs bark - Out in the driveway is my eldest step daughter's car and I see the shadow from her at the back door - and madly dash to the bathroom- whew. I know how you feel!
Everyone gets a turn at this sort of thing...
Going out, or, staying in, always have at least two back-up plans!
Suddenly I have the urge to play a track off Led Zeppelin's first album. I think it's called Your Time Is Gonna Come. So, how long did it take for your heart rate to get back to normal?
You don't have to have been born female to enjoy being a girl
Karren, Great story, now that you have joined the club of "almost caughts", one other somewhat safe haven to duck into is a storage area in the basement...... My closest call, came when I was in my red silk robe, all underdressed, forms and all, ready to put on my make up, but had to take a conferenece call for work, went down to my basement office, thank god, no make up at this point,....... heard the garage/kitchen door open, missed the noise of the garage door opener due to the damn conference call,...... bam, my daughter flies down the steps as I make it towards the storage area which is dimly lit at best, unscrew the light bulb, throw on a drab robe I kept down there for just such an occasion, and took a position amongst books, files, briefcases, etc on the side of a cabinet....... Next I hear her say, "Dad, what are you doing?",....... Funny how well we seem to react when the pressure is on,...... my reply," I saw a mouse run back here.", she ran out of the storage area and flew up the stairs and left. Sorry to bore you but, I had not thought about till reading Karren's post.......Madilyn
[SIZE=4]Karren, this was such a funny story in the way you wrote it, and was lamo, but at the same time felt your pain, I bet that incident got your heart pumping hard...!!Originally Posted by Karren Hutton
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[SIZE=4]Remember that old saying? Never Say Never.....lol[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2]I really do have the...Right To Be Wrong.. [/SIZE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkSTG...eature=channel [SIZE=2]and my mistakes will make me strong![/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Just call out my name...and I'll come running...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SxTo...eature=related just lovin classic JT again...[/SIZE]
OMG Karren, that was a close one!
I almost got caught the last time I dressed. It was during a summer home from college and my parents went out of town for the night so I decided to sneak into my mother's closet and pick out a few choice bits. Anyways, I'm there in the living room, wearing a little lingerie ensemble when I see headlights pull up to the front of the house. Panicked, I ran back to my bedroom and stripped off most of what I was wearing and managed to throw on a t-shirt and shorts before my friends decided they weren't going to wait for me to answer the door and barged in. Apparently they saw me run from the living room (but didn't see what I was wearing, thankfully) and asked me what I was doing. I was quick of wit that night and told them I thought they were my parents (true) and that I had been watching porn in the living room and had to stash it quickly! Thankfully they bought it and I was able to get them out of my room long enough to change properly and go out on the town with them. That one time scared me so much that I haven't dressed since.
Karren -- If that is your first close call after all those years of trying on make-up in the restroom at work and changing at highway rest stops, then you really are the Queen!
My only problem with most everyone's solution of running for the bathroom would be that, with my luck, I wouldn't have any male clothes in the hamper to change into. (I don't have a masterbedroom suite.)
BTW -- Love your stockings from what I can see of them. Any chance of a standing pic of them?
Sherrie Lynn Pall
Sometimes I make sense and that frightens me.
Please don't let me be the last post on this thread
Karren, the story was so well told! Laughed so much I cried!
Thank You!
It has all been said I guess... the real bi**h is you lost part of the opportunity - the gain I guess is... welcome to the club! It is real adrenaline rush and somehow we cope! BUT...
Rule No 1: always plan your escape route
Rule No 2: there are no more rules
Love Kaz xx
Karen those kids probably could care less about your fascinating hobby (gen X and Y have few issues like that anymore.)
Some of us have given up that emergency routine for a calmer and less stressful living. All my kids know and while my wife isn't that supportive she doesn't say anything negative about it.
So relax sister and give up the stress, it isn't worth it.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. Mark Twain
This kind of activity is why we should all keep our hearts in good condition. Don't want to have a heart attack while trying to change in less that 5 seconds
Stephenie
Actually it didn't really go up at all... If it did it was way less than a shift out on the ice.. My heart rate is super low to begin with so maybe it made it up to the normal 60 per minute! Didn't even break a sweat.. Though I was a couple pounds lighter this morning! Lol.Suddenly I have the urge to play a track off Led Zeppelin's first album. I think it's called Your Time Is Gonna Come. So, how long did it take for your heart rate to get back to normal?
Thanks Sherrie.. Actually they are Leggs herringbone tights.. And I posted a bunch of photos in my 2010 album on my profile.. I have been wearing then instead of socks most of the winter so when I got home from work.. I was half dressed! Lol
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Way to go Karren. Reminds me of the time I was trying on my wife's wedding dress--and--she got home an hour early. Stuffed the dress in a closet and came out buck naked. "What are you doing?"
I told her it was a self-abuse session and she didn't ask any more questions.
Next time I wasn't so lucky.
Thanks, Karren. I guess you know that I already checked out the pics. Love the pics, even the one taken in the snow!
Sherrie Lynn Pall
Sometimes I make sense and that frightens me.
Please don't let me be the last post on this thread
Karren, Great save, That's a close one. You don't need a ambulance ride.
Take Care
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
While I was out back I shoveled the patio and took a photo which would have been cool except a stupid snow flake got into the photo right where my nose was! Lol.
What's funny is my son is an EMT trying to break into the local ambulance service! Lol.
Last edited by Karren H; 02-18-2010 at 01:48 PM.
...never mind the "Superman in the phone booth routine" - what's really shocking here is the thought of Karren in - OMG!!! - jeans???
First, the Berlin Wall crumbles, the former Soviet Union breaks up, Tiger Woods is shown to be a philanderer, we have to endure the current financial meltdown and Great Recession, and now this??? Is everything spinning out of control these days?
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