I feel like I just barely missed Captain Planet. All I can remember are a couple vague episodes of an awkwardly buff, green haired blue man in spandex
I feel like I just barely missed Captain Planet. All I can remember are a couple vague episodes of an awkwardly buff, green haired blue man in spandex
The ZP Poem
Everytime I go to pee, I'm gonna be thinking:
"There's this kid somewhere in PA named Ze. I wonder if Ze has to pee. Does Ze have to hold it, or can Ze let free? There is no fun with infected kidneys.
Not everyone's body matches their psyche. Whether be sir or whether be she, everyone deserves a safe place to pee. So come on people, let people be."
And then I'll realize I've been rhyming to myself and the guy in the urinal next to me will beat me up.
Thomas those are some shoes! Luv them! You and NiCo have a very cool wardrobe!
Last edited by Ze; 08-12-2010 at 09:33 AM. Reason: Sending PM on that bit.
If ever there is a doctor that can figure out how to do it... I would like to offer segments of my shin-bones for any of you guys who would like a couple more inches!
Aaaaaah, Captain Planet. So good! Although that kid with the monkey, what a dweeb. :P
Come on goats, time to go home!
Current theme song: I Think I Love You
Milhouse Van Houten + Dale Gribble + My Chemical Romance + Lars Lindstrom + Tweek = :Ze:
I didn't see Captain Planet at all until a few months ago, when I watched the pilot episode with my sister. I don't even remember exactly what happened, just that it was very dated and cheesy.
On the other hand, if you had the good fortune of watching Beetlejuice, you can find episodes online and it's still brilliant.
@Bree - Need to check blood types first.
am 4ft 11"
"A toy has no gender and no idea of whether a girl or boy is playing with it."
"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'Hello. Can't work today, still queer.'"
I am 5'2" and have ceased to give a rat's ass. It's not gunna change. Of course, it makes me feel better knowing all the men on my mother's side off the family were under 5'5", most around 5'2".
I'm 5'9" as well. I'm taller than my female roommates but shorter than most of my male friends. I'm also taller than my older brother, sooo... I don't really notice much, I've always sort of been tall.
I've gotten some flack from my sister about my height in the past. Crazy woman.
Her: "How are you gonna pass? You're short!"
Me: "...Dustin Hoffman."
Her: "But he's... uh... y'know..."
Me: "Testosterone. It does wonders."
She is really clueless sometimes.
I use Seth Green.
Current theme song: I Think I Love You
Milhouse Van Houten + Dale Gribble + My Chemical Romance + Lars Lindstrom + Tweek = :Ze:
Hey guys, just thought I'd share this story with you:
Today I was a the grocery store, and I saw a rather svelte and attractive twentysomething woman at the deli counter in front of me who was about 6'6" or 6'7" or more. Even the person behind the deli counter whispered something to me about this poor woman's height (albeit a bit rudely).
I am born male, and even at 5'6", I felt really belittled standing behind this woman.
imagine if we were all the same height. maybe in the future when they genetically engineer humans, the govt will issue a notice that says, everyone has to be of the same height. Like in the court scene in Alice in Wonderland.
Aww, that's sad. It's amazing how people can be rude about seemingly trivial things such as height.
TBH height doesn't matter much to me, although because of my ex I tend to get pretty wary around very tall men (talking 6'8"+ here). I feel terrible about admitting this but that fear occurs only if it's a white male ('cause, well, I'm sure you can figure out). :X It's mostly because I go into "OH SHIT IT'S HIM" mode.
well im 6ft and i dont own any shoes yet, but i think i would look silly in heels(but i still want some real bad) for what its worth.
Current theme song: I Think I Love You
Milhouse Van Houten + Dale Gribble + My Chemical Romance + Lars Lindstrom + Tweek = :Ze:
Gee... the big guy uses Danny DeVito and the little guy uses Seth Green. I think I see a pattern emerging. Except I totally do not resemble Dustin Hoffman. I'd use Mickey Rooney as my example, but he has a terrible case of Short Man Syndrome, so he's not really my first pick for a role model.
ANYWAY...
Who wants to help build a list of short men that we can present to our clueless relatives when they bring up this silly question? So far I'm up to four!
Well, y'know, I meant, uh... *cough* [SIZE="1"]horizontally...[/SIZE]
Current theme song: I Think I Love You
Milhouse Van Houten + Dale Gribble + My Chemical Romance + Lars Lindstrom + Tweek = :Ze:
Those guys are a bit tall for my list. In my experience, guys that height land in the "androgynous zone" (huh... sounds like another kind of zone) where if you're a dude, it's acceptable to be that height - at least unless you date women taller than you, in which case you get mocked by RoflRazzi.
Yeah, I know, I'm picky. :P It's not me, it's my sister. "Well, he's, like, 5'6, so that doesn't really count!" IT SO DOES.
Back when I was permanently repressed in boy mode, I used to wish I was taller than my 5'10" because I hated being shorter than another guy in the room. Now having been able to embrace my girl mode, I'm always wishing I was just two or three inches shorter so I didn't stick out quite so damn much. It's never perfect.
So....you guys work on your list of short men, we'll work on our list of tall women, and we'll all agree to be happy with the height we are.