Choose your name carefully

[Kid Flash]

Lorileah beat me to it!

I loved Milo and Otis! XD

[charlotte_sp]

Milo and Otis is definitely the first thing that comes to my mind too XD

I know someone who chose Kiska as their female name.
Apparently, it means "pure" in Russian.
She hasn't legally changed her name, but everyone calls her Kiska.
A couple weeks ago, she found out from a friend that it's slang for "prostitute" in Czech D:
She was totally mortified, but everyone's used to Kiska so she's stuck XD

[Thornton]

Dude...you're in every Kitchen in Australia....awesome!

So, I went on youtube, and it turns out Spencer is this chubby awkward kid who does comedic things on video



Everytime I feel like getting rid of people, I'm gonna use this now.

[7sisters]

http://www.expressindia.com/latest-n...-polls/275071/

[Ze]

That's why I generally prefer Will now.

If it makes you feel any better, I knew a "Will" in high school who was paler, sicklier, and runtier than even me.

FRANCES?
(sound of someone getting beat up)

Eh...that already happens.

and WOW, 1982, my ass was just starting second grade back then!

And I wasn't even born yet!

All that is missing is the suit in grey and the briefcase and black Mercedes car with blacked out windows!

You wanna buy me those things, I won't object.

You don't want to be seen as cute and cuddly, Milo?

Yes...I mean no...May warrant too much attention from women. And we all know how that'd go down.

Maybe you could change your name to Chuck Norris.

Best. Idea. Ever.

Mmmmmm... Milo!

I think I may have to quote you.

Try Millhouse Ze.

It's already taken. Though my name is somewhat purposely a shortened derivative of Milhouse's.

Everytime, I feel like getting rid of people, I'm gonna use this now.

I imagined you doing this and cracked the hell up! I demand a video now.

[sandra-leigh]

Milo.... I always thought it was from Milo_Bloom

[Ze]

Milo.... I always thought it was from Milo_Bloom

I've never heard of this cartoon, but it intrigues me. I have to check it out!

[Lorileah]

Dude...you're in every Kitchen in Australia....awesome!

not seeing this...Ze...kitchen....hmmmm. Must be one of those commercials that they use the handsome guy to show how to clean sinks.

[Ze]

Another thing I just remembered: especially at the start of transition, you might want a name that's unmistakably male or female, depending on which way you're going. It only happened once, but a guy at a bar kept insisting my name was "Miley." I wanted to crack him on the mouth.

But since he could've eaten me for breakfast...yeah...

[Thornton]

Another thing I just remembered: especially at the start of transition, you might want a name that's unmistakably male or female, depending on which way you're going. It only happened once, but a guy at a bar kept insisting my name was "Miley." I wanted to crack him on the mouth.

But since he could've eaten me for breakfast...yeah...

Funny thing, but I picked "Spencer" because I thought it WAS a unisex name....no one else I've met has agreed so far... oh well.

And as for parodying that "Leave Spencer Alone" video...yeah, my voice just can't go that high anymore. Sorry.

[sandra-leigh]

The baby-names sites say that Spencer is used by both male and female, but is more common for male.

[Fab Karen]

not seeing this...Ze...kitchen....hmmmm. Must be one of those commercials that they use the handsome guy to show how to clean sinks.

or shows clueless guy using dishwasher ( the "even HE can do it" ploy ) to get dishes sparkly clean.

[Lorileah]

another surprise, Ze in a bar?

[Fab Karen]

another surprise, Ze in a bar?

he was cruising for babes. You're not supposed to know he's a "playa"

[Ze]

he was cruising for babes. You're not supposed to know he's a "playa"

Wrong "bar."

[Persephone]

Wrong "bar."

Just so long as it isn't "barre."

[sandra-leigh]

Wrong "bar."

Can't be. You are too young to have seen the original broadcast of Father Guido Sarducci's "Pope Soap On A Rope".

(I'm happy to say that I was successful in spotting all the popes in the pizza on my first try.)

[Ze]

Waaaaay over my head.

[Lorileah]

Waaaaay over my head.

now I feel old

[sandra-leigh]

now I feel old

My high-school friends just had a son graduate from high-school. I was thinking about that, about time passing, and I realized that all of the authority figures I saw on TV as a kid / teen (e.g., new anchors, politicians) and the great majority of the actors and entertainers over 30 at the time, are now dead or nearly so.

Except Henry Kissinger.

Ze -- promise us you won't name yourself R. Millhouse Kissinger, okay? (Shudder!!)

[Fab Karen]

Waaaaay over my head.

Father Guido was a character on the ORIGINAL ( & best ) Saturday Night Live show.

Ze -- promise us you won't name yourself R. Millhouse Kissinger, okay? (Shudder!!)

Or Spiro ( shudder )

[Ze]

Father Guido was a character on the ORIGINAL ( & best ) Saturday Night Live show.

*googles*

Oooohhh! He played some weird little role in the "Casper" movie! I always watched that when I was little and to this day I couldn't figure out what the hell was up with him. I knew he had to be somebody from outside the movie...

[Niya W]

Q*Bert.

[AnonyMouse]

If it makes you feel any better, I knew a "Will" in high school who was paler, sicklier, and runtier than even me.

Hey, man. I may be pale and short, but I'm NOT a sick runt. You take that back or I'mma go all Larson on your scrawny behind.

Okay, not really... I need to quit threatening people before I get pulverized.

[Fab Karen]

*googles*

Oooohhh! He played some weird little role in the "Casper" movie! I always watched that when I was little

I'm not gonna say how old I was when that came out.
Now I'm just gonna try to remember my name before I fall asleep in the wheelchair.