Funny (sort of) story. Yesterday my sife and I had a girls day out. We wnt to Kroger for some much needed grocerie shopping and later dinner and a movie. While we were at Kroger I was attempting to get a loaf of breadfrom the shelf and wifey wanted to get my attention. Instead of calling by my girl name (Michelle) which she picked, she blurted out my given name 3 times in a very loud voice. As I attempted to get her to stop, for the love of god she said my name again only this time all three of my given names which are not Robert John Wilson but you get the point. Not a female name in the whole tirade. At this point there was a number of people (male and female) looking right at me. Some amused, some not, and one redneck with only about two active braincells who looked like he wanted to kick the trannies ass. I just smiled at them all and the wife and I left as quickly as we could. We went to Wally World and finished our shopping without incident. Then later at the theater we gave out tickets to the ticket dude and she walks through the entrance and........wait for it................................................ .........says Bob I'll meet you in there.
So I ask you: how can i get my very accepting wonderful wife to call me whatever girl name she wants and stop outing me. if this goes on I am sure to get my ass beat by some low IQ tranny basher.