I "Passed" as a Woman! (Sort Of)
[SIZE=3]Well, it was dark, and he saw me from across the room, and he never heard my voice, but he did ask one of the girls about that woman over there. OK, I'll take what I can get. So here's the story.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]I had to take my wife to Portland to catch a plane. After I saw here off at security, I headed toward home. I pulled off the freeway at a business park with several empty units and a pretty empty parking lot around back to femme up. I didn't do any makeup as I don't know how yet. I enjoyed the drive to Eugene en femme.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]I needed to do some shopping but I don't have the nerve yet to go totally femme for shopping so I took out the boobs and put on male slacks and shoes. I left the fairly girly top on along with a couple of pieces of costume jewelry and into the mall I went.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]First stop, Payless shoes. I needed a new pair of guy shoes and I had seen all the comments about them being crossdresser friendly so I checked out the women's shoes as well. They didn't have a great selection in size 12 but I did find one pair of flats that I "needed". The saleslady said, "I see you found something" and was very nice. Nary a sideways glance.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Then, it was back through the mall window shopping on my way to Kohl's. I admired some great belly dancer outfits but they weren't for me. I found a nice necklace at Claire's that will go with one pair of earrings I have. The saleslady here (I guess she didn't notice my girly touches) said, "Birthday present?" I just said no and let here think whatever. It was fine.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]I finally made it back to Kohl's to find the skirt I needed to go with a beige sweater I just got. I found two nice skirts that will go well with it and took them into the changing room to try them on. No one gave me a glance (OK, it was a Monday morning). Both skirts fit well and one of them even has pockets so I decided to get them both.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Now, on to jewelry. I have found some very nice things at Kohl's in the past but I didn't find much that interested me. I did find a pretty watch (I can't bear to not have a watch on but my guy watch is definitely not pretty) and a nice gold chain. I was happy.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Out to the car and off to a fairly deserted corner of the parking lot for my next, and most exciting stop. I put on nail polish and added the new gold chain to my ensemble and I was ready to go. Off to Phil's Clubhouse in Springfield. Phil's Clubhouse is my and my wife's favorite strip joint and we go there whenever we get to Eugene. I figured I would go in with some of my girly touches and just see what happened. I would have like to go in totally en femme but I was afraid there might be some redneck that would take offense so I toned it down a little.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Because it was a Monday afternoon, the place was pretty dead. I sat at the stage and tipped the girls well. One of the girls, Stormie, said, "I see you like to dress up." I told her I do and she told me she had a picture to show me after she got off stage. She came to my table and showed me a picture on her phone of her "auntie". Her auntie was a knockout and a he. She told me she doesn't tell most people that but she thought I was special because I like to dress up. We talked more and I told her I would love to come in totally made up but that I was concerned that there could be trouble. She told me that everyone there was a regular and there wouldn't be any problem. She told me I should go out and get made up and come back in. It took a little convincing but that was what I was really hoping for (but not expecting) anyway.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]I went out to the car and did it up. Three inch black slingbacks, lipstick, wig, boobs, black skirt, the whole bit (minus makeup). I headed back into Phil's, didn't see Stormie so I headed straight to my table without looking at anyone. I sat down and tried to hide. (Fat chance, I’m sitting in a booth in a bar. Anyone who wants to look can see me.) I was very anxious and kept watching for Stormie to come to my rescue.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]She flew by my table a couple of times and always told me she would be back soon. It was nerve-wracking. Finally, she freed herself from the guys she had been dancing for and came to my table. She told me how great I looked and asked if I minded if she went out for a smoke. I told her I was dying for a smoke and we went outside. We were joined by a couple of the other girls and a couple of the guys. Stormie introduced me around and everything was fine! No one looked crossways at me! Wow![/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]After the smokes, we went back in and I had Stormie do a few (I’m not saying how many) private dances for me in the back room. That was a fantasy come true for me! A gorgeous, sexy woman dancing seductively for me while I am dressed en femme! It was heaven![/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]During the course of our conversation, Stormie told me about the guy asking about that woman over there. She also told me she would love to take me out to get our makeup done at the mall and about a great wig shop she goes to. We are planning to do it all on Saturday! That will be another first for me and I am really excited about it. I’ll definitely let you know how that goes.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]The drive home en femme was somewhat anticlimactic after the events at Phil’s but the heavy rain, hail, lightning and wind added some unneeded excitement and tension. Overall, WOW, what a day![/SIZE]
She wouldn't budge. (Stubborn Woman! 
) She told me I could put it on over what I had on and that I could do it in the private room. I finally said OK 
and we went to the private room so I could model it for her. 
So now you know the rest of the story (unless there's something else I've forgotten).
Oh well, you get the idea. I took my loot to the car and headed across town. [/SIZE]
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Beck
