Sunday morning I decided to take a nice long bike ride to hopefully burn off
some of those extra pounds I packed on the winter. It was a little warm out
so I decided to put on some shorts, but as luck would have it the only clean pair of shorts I could find was a pair of hot pink short shorts that I have never worn outside of the house before. It's Sunday and all or the large majority of the people I would have to worry about seeing me are in church and I was going to ride in the Five Points area which is where a large group of gay, bi, and lesbians reside, so I put on my hot pink short shorts and a white T-shirt. I wasn't even trying to be femme looking at all.
I'm on my ride heading to a little coffee shop in Five Points that I absolutely love when this car comes up beside me and it stays back just enough where I can see the front of the car out of the corner of my eye, but can't see who is inside with out turning my head. At first I didn't think anything of it because of the area I was riding in people tend to drive slow, but this car did not speed up or slow down just stay right beside me. After about two blocks I was starting to get both a little worried and annoyed, so at the start of the third block I quick hit my brakes to force the car past me.
The car got to where I could see inside and all I saw was two eye balls as big as basket balls and all of the sudden I hear "What the @#$%!! That B----h is a dude" and they burned at least a half inch of rubber off the tires getting the H-double out of there.
I was so dumb founded that I didn't know whether to be insulted or laugh! Like I said, I wasn't even trying to look en femme, so maybe my caboose is better looking than what I thought.
Originally Posted by Ami
