I am in Lowe's the other day, picking up some stuff for a project, I am standing at the battery center when a Store Assistant walks up to me, apparenlty noticing my little black purse, and asks "Are you looking for your wife?".
At this point, I look down at my skirt and shoes, staring at them for a momment, cocking my head, looking back up at her and say " Aaaah... NO..! " she then gets a big grin on her face, says "o.k. then" and walks away looking a little bewildered.
Keep in mind, I am bald (usually) I hadn't shaved my head or face for a couple of days, so I have this short gray fuzz going on at the time.
I happen to be wearing the Exact outfit that is my Profile picture now...