So I was on my way back from toronto today after a fabulous night of clubbing downtime. And as a woke up this morning in the hotel i said to myself " I bet you anything customs is going to inquire why i have such a large suitcase if I only stayed one night." I really hoped I wasn't going to get searched.
I mean it was funny, because I literally packed like 5 pairs of heels, about 20 tops and 10 or so skirts, couple dresses, and some casual dress things in case i wanted to do some shopping.
So after sitting in the customs line for over an hour, i finally get up the border guard who begins drilling me like I'm terrorist, and finally when I think its finally over, guess what he says......
"Why did you pack such a large bag, if you only stayed one night??"
@U@*&#!!)(@...
I responded "I usually have a hard time deciding what to wear"
So he starts rummaging through my suitcase and asks: "Who's heels are these?"
Like i don't even think he noticed that there were dresses, panties, bras, makeup, he was so fixated on the heels. I think he had a high heel fetish if you ask me.
So anyways after about another 10 minutes of them conducting another complete search of the car, and me having to go into the office and answer more questions to proove that I wasn't some kind of "illegal migrant tranny terrorist", I finally got released, and made it home safe
good times...