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    beyond the typical terms transgender, transvestite and transexual

    So we're all aware of the terms Transgender, Transvestite and Transexual. but did you know there are so many more categories than that? here are just a few examples.
    enjoy

    Transparent: when your father is actually your mother

    Transitor: when your brother decides to become your sister

    Transcontinental: a lady living in New York City named Paula that used to be a man named Paul in San Fransisco.

    Transport: a long haul truck driver in a red cocktail dress named Bob.

    Transubstantiate: when you try to justify your reasons for cross dressing

    Transpose: you pretend to be a cross dresser

    Transmission: Two twenty year old guys in black skirts and white blouses riding around on bicycles handing out the Book of Mormon

    Transplant:your gardener Freida used to be your gardener Fred

    Transient: A homeless cross dresser

    Transact: An actor who cross dresses

    Transverse: A poet who cross dresses

    Transmute: A cross dresser who cannot speak. Especially lucky since feminine speech is not a problem.

    Transpirational: A minister who cross dresses

    Transpire: You are nervous about cross dressing and you sweat a lot.

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    1 well done hilarious
    regent,

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    Thanks for the laugh, Cassandra!

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    You forgot my Crossdressing Electrician, Transfuse.
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    A couple more

    Tranship: Luxury cruises for CDs.

    Transaxle: That thing you have to tuck.
    [SIZE="3"]Leslie[/SIZE]

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    Cassandra! You did a beautiful job of ending my boring nightZZ! Thank you! Hugs!
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    I opened this thread expecting another of those dense tomes debating terminology again ... imagine my surprise and pleasure. Well done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leslie Foxx View Post
    Tranship: Luxury cruises for CDs.

    Transaxle: That thing you have to tuck.
    I was thinking TransAxle: the singer from the band Gun's and Roses
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    Thanks for bringing a smile to my face today!
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    Like Diane said, I was expecting another of those threads about why everyone believes their definition is better than the commonly accepted version, so thank you for making me and until I
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    Transcend: crossdressers exchanging photos via e-mail

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    Would I be a Transcript?
    A CDer doctor who writes cross-hormone prescriptions?
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    Love! Thanks so much for the giggle!

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    I always thought that Transport is a footballer going pingponger?

    Transistor: A crossdresser who is still trying to resist the urge to dress however unsuccessful

    Translator: A procrastinating crossdresser

    Transaction: two crossdressers eyeing each other

    Transformation: several crossdressers at the walmart check out line
    Last edited by Inna; 09-04-2011 at 11:25 AM.

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    A couple more came to me.

    Transylvania: The brand of light bulb most flattering to Cross dressers.

    Transit: Remembering to keep your knees together when wearing a short skirt.
    [SIZE="3"]Leslie[/SIZE]

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    That was great!! ..............Debra

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    Best thread in weeks! Wish I could think of one, but I think you ladies have covered them all. Thank you Casandra for starting this thread, I'll have to check back often to see what other clever things are out there I haven't thought of. Oh I got one, Transgression =two CD's fighting over a bra on sale at Victoria Secrets
    Tina B.
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    [SIZE="4"]Cassandra, this thread is hilarious. Thanks for starting it and what a great imagination you have.

    Leslie, you stole my Transylvania! LOL

    Gee I wish I had half a brain so I could could come up with great stuff like this.
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    What fun, Cassie! Can I play, too?

    Transparent- Our mom?
    Transom- A trans with a big bottom
    Transmit- Used by a trans playing softball
    Translate- Oops! I got to go!
    Transfuse- My next outfit's "the bomb"!
    Transmogrify- When I become Sherry!
    U can't keep doing the same things over and over and expect to enjoy life to the max. When u try new things, even if they r out of your comfort zone, u may experience new excitement and growth that u never expected.

    Challenge yourself and pursue your passions! When your life clock runs out, you'll have few or NO REGRETS!

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    Transfat....we won't even get into that one.
    Transunion...Militia that the Confederacy feared the most.
    Transcarriers...might be contagious afterall

    and just an FYI..I work for a company called TransYouth....underage crossdressers. withthat i am outie.
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    To those of you who consider yourselves to be "Cat People" I apologize in advance for I am not.

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    couple more.

    Trans-AM: A C/D who listens to Rush Limbaugh.

    Translator: Drab now, translator.
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    Transcendental, when you go to the dentist and find out she is a cross dresser
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    Some more infamous

    Love to play it!

    Transalpine: a social climber CDer
    Transcontinental: a trans stewardess
    Transfix: a trans who got a OEM vagina from genie
    Translate: a CDer who is never on time
    Transliterate: a CDer who can speak, write and read her native language.
    Transmit: a trans who graduated from MIT
    Transmontane: one of the characters of Brokeback Mountain
    Transplant: a veggie CDer

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