A sign from above!

[Karren H]

The wife and I were on our way to meet the daughter and her boyfriend at the rib fest and I stopped at a hardware store to pick up some PB Blaster.... I came out and got in the van... Pulled up to the road, looked left and then looked right and saw this sign hanging from a pole.... The last 3 lines read...

Wigs
Bras
Breast Forms


Wtf?

As I pulled onto the road I glanced over to see a small shop... I'd driven by a 1000 times and never noticed the sign. Still don't know what the top part said but I'm driving by tomorrow when I go ice skating to take a closer look!

Very unexpected! Anyone have a guess at what the store is before I drive by tomorrow?

[SweetIonis]

It's a sign u didn't take ur medication honey!! It's okay, things will be fine when you wake up!!!

JK Karren. Couldn't help that!

[NathalieX66]

Needs further examination.

Did your wife pick up on this at all, if I may ask?

[PretzelGirl]

It sounds like you need to leave early for the hockey game. You can't rush shopping!

[Miss Maxine]

Hmm...Fredrick's sells breast forms now. Perhaps they sell wigs now, too!

[Intertwined]

Now stop playing with us, you expect us to beleive you have never been in that "Life Changes Boutique"???

[Stephanie-L]

My bet would be a store that caters to women with breast cancer, still worth checking out as some of them are supportive of us, especially if you are respectful of their primary clientele.......Stephanie

[eluuzion]

Here is my guess.

Given your location, there is a good chance it was either windy or rainy, or both. Your windshield and windows were probably covered with rain and road grime. When you looked out the side window, you briefly glanced at the parking lot sign of a small bait shop. The only portion of the sign that caught your eye was the bottom, which listed products they carry...

Camping Supplies
Fishing Poles
Live Bait and Tackle
Wigshire Farms County Bacon
Brass fishing lures
Best Forms, racks and accessories for Bar-B-Q grills/Meat Smokers

The weather conditions, your brief passing glance and your selective imagination transformed your interpretation.

Hey, that’s my guess. Please let me know if I won anything.

[Tina B.]

Has Micheal Salem opened up in your neighborhood?
Tina B.

[Vieja]

Gee, I could use a shop like that. Wigs I don't need but a decent Bra and something to fill it with would be nice.


Vieja

[Karren H]

Needs further examination.

Did your wife pick up on this at all, if I may ask?

She was busy looking the other way for traffic... Like she always does... Apparently I need lots of supervision no mater what I do! Lol. I just glanced up at the sign as I was pulling out and was shocked to read it. Maybe I had taken too much medication but we shall see in a couple hours.

[lilmissjenny]

if it wasnt for needing some PB Blaster (which is awesome stuff btw), you wouldnt have discovered that store. so say thank you to your little can of PB Blaster...lol. hopefully that store is a nice little gem for girls like us

[Jolene]

While you are there Karren, find out if they do mail order.

[Inna]

what the heck is PB BLASTER???????????????????

[CarlaWestin]

Oh Drat! Wrong damn sign! Where did I put it??? Oh, here it is. FREE PUPPIES

Hey, has anyone seen my PB Blaster?

[SuzanneBender]

Sounds to me like a wile-e-coyote type trap. Run away if you drive by later and see skates and hockey equipment also listed.

[Karren H]

My bet would be a store that caters to women with breast cancer, still worth checking out as some of them are supportive of us, especially if you are respectful of their primary clientele.......Stephanie

You win a cookie! Lol. In small letters..."Certified mastectomy fitters"

[Intertwined]

Why was I thinking South EAST PA....? LOL... oops

AAAaah... Thats why you use that Hardware store, That shop on one side, and a costume shop on the other... LOL

AND.. 3 ice rinks within 10 miles...

[linda allen]

what the heck is PB BLASTER???????????????????

Do you know what "Liquid Wrench" is? Same idea but works better. It's a spray product for losening rusted or otherwise stuck metal parts, often nuts and bolts.

Yes, it is good stuff. If PB Blaster won't do it, beter get started on plan "B".

[linda allen]

You win a cookie! Lol. In small letters..."Certified mastectomy fitters"

Well, the phone number is on the sign so give them a call. See how they feel about dealing with CD, TG, etc.

[Julogden]

And it's right next to K&J's Complete Woman, how convenient! Wouldn't surprise me a bit to find that they have CD customers. We do tend to flock to places like that.

There used to be a lingerie boutique for full-figured women in Chicago called Full Moon, and the owner got so many CD's coming in that she saw the writing on the wall and changed it to a CD boutique called Translucere, which was a popular store here for many years.

Carol

[Diane Smith]

With those three businesses listed, this could be one stop shopping for all your needs, including that back realignment after your latest hockey game. You need to stop in and give us a report.

- Diane

[Shari]

And here I thought it might be Lolita's in Large.
I'm guessing this place is somewhere in Bethel Park or South Park.

[amy canada]

Do you know what "Liquid Wrench" is? Same idea but works better. It's a spray product for losening rusted or otherwise stuck metal parts, often nuts and bolts.

I would've thought that PB Blaster was some sort of Peanut Butter in a can. Like spray peanut butter, since you can get spray cheese and spray butter, so why not spray peanut butter, right?