My Wife is trying to Bribe Me
I must be better at being a female than I thought. I am such a &#*$*. Can you use the P word?
Anyway, she wants to go to a restaurant tonight that I just do not like very much. I said no, pick another.
She popped my bra strap.
"There might be a new bra in it for you," she said.
I melted like cheap mascara on a hot day.
I feel so cheap.
Kitty
So, you're saying the way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach - but through his bra strap (or lingerie drawer)?
Kathi
I had not thought of that. It so true.Originally Posted by Kathi Lake
So, you're saying the way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach - but through his bra strap (or lingerie drawer)?
Kathi
Good one Kathi. That is worth a thread all by itself.
Kitty
Just be really thankful that your wife is such a girlfriend that she would pop your strap! I would give anything if my wife accepted me like that!
Kitty, you have a great wife!! Better treat her with real respect and love!!
Stephanie
Lady on the outside, but man underneath!
the way to a mans heart has never been through his stomach.......... Keep going .... a little lower Yeah right there!So, you're saying the way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach - but through his bra strap (or lingerie drawer)?
Kathi
This is too funny Kitty - love it
Thanks for the chuckle. And thanks to your wife for being so wonderful to her husband. AND you better be going!!!!
I must be better at being a female than I thought. I am such a &#*$*. Can you use the P word?
Anyway, she wants to go to a restaurant tonight that I just do not like very much. I said no, pick another.
She popped my bra strap.
"There might be a new bra in it for you," she said.
I melted like cheap mascara on a hot day.
I feel so cheap.
Kitty
Hey Kitty, now that she's learned the secret, you might be able to parlay it into a whole new wardrobe!
Whether you are cheap or not depends entirely upon the new bra that you choose!
Eryn
"These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I! How about that!" [Kaylee, in Firefly] [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"What do you care what other people think?" [Arlene Feynman, to her husband Richard]
"She's taller than all the women in my family, combined!" [Howard, in The Big Bang Theory]
"Tall, tall girl. The woman could hunt geese with a rake!" [Mary Cooper, in The Big Bang Theory]
Y'all are so funny and y'all are so right. I need to think bigger.
Kitty
That is so completely romantic! I love it!I must be better at being a female than I thought. I am such a &#*$*. Can you use the P word?
Anyway, she wants to go to a restaurant tonight that I just do not like very much. I said no, pick another.
She popped my bra strap.
"There might be a new bra in it for you," she said.
I melted like cheap mascara on a hot day.
I feel so cheap.
Kitty
I don't try to look like a woman that fits in. I try to look like a woman that stands out.
http://www.facebook.com/maxinesnotdead
If you feel cheap now, just imagine how you'll feel, and what you'll also do for the matching panties to go with your new bra . . . . Game over, girl!
Bribery will get you everywhere....and it seems even in lousy restaurants. I hope you get to pick the bra though.
You don't have to have been born female to enjoy being a girl
I would eat at restaurants I did not like all day long if it meant acceptance and some cute undergarments.
You bra wh0re! Geez, you can be bought off that easily? Well.....I suppose you'll just have to suffer through the hors d'oeuvres.
[SIZE=1](I admit I had to look up how to spell that!)[/SIZE]
Any money found in the laundry is MINE!
"This is no social crisis....this is me having fun!"
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I hope you enjoyed your dinner.
Hah! I love the concept! Wish MY wife would buy into that method . . .
What bribe, she said might
Business is the the art of extracting money from another mans wallet with out resorting to violence
9 out of 10 Dr say I'm sane. The 10th one never made it to the hearing. Did you know that California has drop bears ?
First a groom then a bride. Never again.
That's how my wife gets me to shop with her, and lets just say i have a pretty big wardrobe.
Hello Kitty
I think your wife has you wrapped around her little finger.
A true gentleman doesn't think this way. While I may not be a gentleman, I try to treat everyone with respect.
This is all very confusing, coming from men who dress like women.Hello Kitty
I think your wife has you wrapped around her little finger.
A true gentleman doesn't think this way. While I may not be a gentleman, I try to treat everyone with respect.
I don't try to look like a woman that fits in. I try to look like a woman that stands out.
http://www.facebook.com/maxinesnotdead
You bra wh0re! Geez, you can be bought off that easily? Well.....I suppose you'll just have to suffer through the hors d'oeuvres.
[SIZE=1](I admit I had to look up how to spell that!)
Yes that word is spelled "That"
L&R..........Tara
M-O-O-N...that spells: hilarious.
I don't try to look like a woman that fits in. I try to look like a woman that stands out.
http://www.facebook.com/maxinesnotdead
Sweet. She sounds like fun! I'd go for the bra in a heartbeat!
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