I go with rule #1. The rest don't count, especially Rule #2.
I go with rule #1. The rest don't count, especially Rule #2.
Rule: If you mail order to your home address then count on another family member getting to the mailbox before you do.
Rule: If you dress too well for the Company Halloween party then you are out of the closet whether or not you want to be.
Last edited by Taylor186; 09-30-2011 at 07:12 PM.
When dining out enfemme, do not eat like a truckdriver. Use ladylike manners.
Jodi
If your wife sees you in that French Maid outfit, she WILL want you to CLEAN the WHOLE house while wearing it!!Originally Posted by TGMarla
If your wife is a nurse, she will not find a nurses outfit sexy....
Rule: Do not purge (or you'll regret it).
Rule: Ridding your wardrobe of unwanted things is not purging. It's culling.
My wife would not react that way.
Last edited by Taylor186; 09-30-2011 at 07:11 PM.
*emphatic nod* Yeah...pretty much...
I don't try to look like a woman that fits in. I try to look like a woman that stands out.
http://www.facebook.com/maxinesnotdead
This is a very important rule!!!!
Mistybtm
When wearing a tight pencil skirt or dress, or a sweater dress, always tuck.
Any money found in the laundry is MINE!
"This is no social crisis....this is me having fun!"
www.flickr.com/photos/tgmarla/
(I know is all in fun but I want to add a really really serious one)
Always appreciate the person who loves you, life is short, too short to not enjoy yourself
And love yourself
The earth is the mother of all people and all people should have equal rights upon it.
Chief Joseph
Nez Perce
“Love isn't a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.” - Fred Rogers,
Weather in drab or dressed
If your shopping don't just bring one thing to the dressing room to try on. Pile it on and have fun.
If your trying on shoes just one dose not cut it put both on.
Rule # 49: Never get between a Crossdresser and a camera, unless you want heel marks on your back.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Non Nobis Domine, non Nobis, sed Nomine tua da Gloriam!"
"Science without Religion is lame, Religion without Science is blind." Albert Einsten.
"Champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!" Irish American Toast.
Really!!!!
Rule: Do not leave your sexy undies in the laundry hamper if your wife is not approving of your preferance for ladies undies.
SarahLynn
Great leaders are not great because of their words or deeds but because of the greatness they inspire from others."
(Legends of the StarDancer)
Rule # 231 Never wear high heels on the hardwood floors.
You don't have to have been born female to enjoy being a girl
RULE # 225,967,400 Making dark pink circles on your cheeks is not really applying blush, Unless you are a main character in the Nut Cracker.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Girly Zone.
[url]http://www.facebook.com/Staci Grace
Universal Rule/Commandment: Thou shall own at LEAST one little black dress (LBD).
(Hmmm, I wear heels on hardwood floors all the time. Wonder what I'm missing?)
Rule: If you want to look good as a woman, study women to see what makes them look good.
Rule: If you want to sound like a woman, listen to how they speak and how they use their words (and it wouldn't hurt always to be interested in what they have to say!)
Rule: If you want to blend in some location, visit that location and see what people look like and act in that location.
tina
Rule#73 Don't underdrab when dressed.
Rule#74 Always take a camera to the shopping Mall. You may not buy every dress you try on, but you at least get a pic of you wearing it.
Last edited by sara.s; 09-30-2011 at 09:56 PM.
That's my wife's rule, you can ignore it and carry on.
You don't have to have been born female to enjoy being a girl
Rule #4287: When in girl mode - most especially in a public facility - the feet never ever point toward the toilet.
Never run on ice or snow with 4inch heels!
If you don't like the way I'm livin', you just leave this long haired country girl alone:
Rule π: Nail polish always takes ten more minutes to dry than you give it. Dings happen.
Eryn
"These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I! How about that!" [Kaylee, in Firefly] [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"What do you care what other people think?" [Arlene Feynman, to her husband Richard]
"She's taller than all the women in my family, combined!" [Howard, in The Big Bang Theory]
"Tall, tall girl. The woman could hunt geese with a rake!" [Mary Cooper, in The Big Bang Theory]
While you're at it shave the forearms too. very nice
regent,
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