I am playing catch-up and once again notice that there are occasional references to the Crossdresser's Rulebook. Well let's put that thing together!
Now remember, this is for fun and we are all different. So if someone states a "rule" that doesn't apply to you, please don't get upset. Life is all about fun!
Rule #1 - If you didn't take a picture, it didn't happen!
Rule #2 - If you can't tell it's women's clothing then I'd doesn't count! (Aka women's jeans). Lol.
My first response was:
Rule #1 - there are no rules
But, you said you wanted a rule book, so I'll play by the rules.
Rule 4 (or so): Love yourself
Kathi
Rule 5 - Learn to do your makeup, unless the clown look is what you were going after to begin with.)
The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. When you trade in your reality for a role. You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a mask.
We are buried beneath the weight of information,
which is being confused with knowledge;
quantity is being confused with abundance
and wealth with happiness.
We are monkeys with money and guns.
Rule 6 - if you're going to wear heels, practice before going out in public to avoid falls or twisted ankles.
“They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.” (Eddie Izzard)
Rule #7 The camera will always add 10 pounds.
Rule #8 Razor Cuts/Gashes, Skin Removal Cream Burns, each of which occur on your most senstive and painful areas, and Falling down flights of steps while wearing heals, is just the cost of doing business and learning the craft.
[SIZE="3"]MUSCULAR GIRLS ARE PRETTY!!![/SIZE]
Current Inspirational Song-"Running Free"- Kissin Dynamite
M-E-A-T, M-A-C-H-I-N-E, MEAT MACHINE!, MEAT MACHINE!!!
The Governor for President 2016!!
All I want for Christmas is an Anita Model Synth
Rule # 9: Always double-tap.
Rule # 10: Always carry a pair of backup flats.
I don't try to look like a woman that fits in. I try to look like a woman that stands out.
http://www.facebook.com/maxinesnotdead
Rule #9. Never borrow your wife's things without permission
Rule No. 12 - respect, appreciate, and accept your fellow crossdressing sisters, regardless of perceived differences.
Amendment to the above rule: Always carry a butterfly knife or a can of pepper spray, if the aforementioned rule fails. ^_~Originally Posted by Anne2345
Rule - respect, appreciate, and accept your fellow crossdressing sisters, regardless of perceived differences.
I don't try to look like a woman that fits in. I try to look like a woman that stands out.
http://www.facebook.com/maxinesnotdead
Rule #10
Always be yourself, hold your head high, and always smile
Rule #11
Always keep a nail file in the car for man mode and one in purse for fem mode...snaging those hose gets expensive
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Be who you are...not who you think I want you to be
Rule #0: Trying to make a contiguous list of rules on a public forum, using a number system, is impossible.
Rule # whatever: If you use up all of your SO's makeup, be sure to replace it.
Last edited by Miss Maxine; 09-30-2011 at 10:44 AM.
I don't try to look like a woman that fits in. I try to look like a woman that stands out.
http://www.facebook.com/maxinesnotdead
Never stand while using a public restroom en femme . . . .
Trying to pee standing up, while wearing a long skirt, can be somewhat precarious.
I don't try to look like a woman that fits in. I try to look like a woman that stands out.
http://www.facebook.com/maxinesnotdead
Never stand on a grass lawn in spike heels
Rachel
They're not womans clothes, they're mine. I have receipts !
That could also fall under the post for you might be a crossdresser
Sabrina
While adults will identify crossdressers in public 80% of the time, kids will be successful 98% of the time.
Most strangers don't care that you are a crossdresser, but those who do care, seem to care a lot about it.
Sarah
Being transgender isn't a lifestyle choice. How you deal with it is.
Rule - if your goal when out and about is to emulate the natal female, the be observant and do as she does.
Like a corpse deep in the earth I'm so alone, restless thoughts torment my soul, as fears they lay confirmed, but my life has always been this way - Virginia Astley, "Some Small Hope" (1986)
Sunlight falls, my wings open wide. There's a beauty here I cannot deny - David Sylvian, "Orpheus" (1987)
Rule N: Get outside and be the girl of your dreams.
Hannah
Too funny Maxine.... Always Double Tap. Har De Har Har. That is the rule from Zombiland.
The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. When you trade in your reality for a role. You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a mask.
We are buried beneath the weight of information,
which is being confused with knowledge;
quantity is being confused with abundance
and wealth with happiness.
We are monkeys with money and guns.
Rule: If you are amongst people who don't know you CD and someone's name is the same as your femme name and someone calls out her name, be sure not to answer.
BTW I had not broken this rule yet, but its bound to happen sooner or later...
xxx
Kathryn
Waiting for my upgrade to Female
Commit! Always wear clean panties, and fem deodorant. Really commit and always have hairless legs and arm pits.
Dance like no one is watching
Sing like you're in the shower
Work like you don't have to
Rule - Nylons are great some of the time, NEVER all of the time.
Like a corpse deep in the earth I'm so alone, restless thoughts torment my soul, as fears they lay confirmed, but my life has always been this way - Virginia Astley, "Some Small Hope" (1986)
Sunlight falls, my wings open wide. There's a beauty here I cannot deny - David Sylvian, "Orpheus" (1987)
One of the first rules a CDer should follow is:
If it doesn't fit, don't wear it....
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