My continuing education as Jamsey hit a new low the last time I was out.
I went to my favorite club again, the week after the incident with the boob squeezer. This time I was attractively dressed in a brand new over the knee black skirt, purple patterned top and knee high black leather boots. I also was wearing, for the first time there, some make-up, some foundation, eye shadow, eye brows were penciled, a little blush and lipstick. I'm still rotten at applying it but I thought it was passable, especially in low light.
The club was busy, it was Latina night, with a lot of Latino performers, having a blast dancing to the music. I found a seat at the bar, quietly watched the proceedings, talked occasionally to some of the other patrons. This guy came up, probably in his 30s or so. Not hispanic, they were all polite to me, both female and male. Let me see if I can re-create his thought patterns.
He walks in, scopes out the action, see this woman sitting at the bar alone, Ah, he thinks, there is my target. Getting a little closer he sees it is a male dressed up. All the better he thinks. The closer he gets, he sees that she has to be at least twice his age. Ah, what the heck, no one else around currently so why not?
So he sits at the chair next to her, and, through some kind of fog in his mind, he decided this would be an appropriate openly line.
Hey Babe, you want to suck my #@&*? Apply your own word, you won't be wrong.
After a non-commital response. (I really wanted to tell him where he could stick it, but I'm still new there so didn't want to make a fuss)
Then, for his next line, who knows how his mind operates, he came up with this.
C'mon, that is what all your types are looking for, isn't it?
After somewhat of a more non-commital response, that I think he probably wasn't even aware of what was said, his 3rd comment, a sure fire, can't miss, 100% positive, has to work, offer..
Let's have a couple of shots, that will loosen you up.
I'm sorry, but at that point, I openly laughed at him. I think I may have hurt his itty bitty feelings, but I doubt it. He left, feigning that he saw someone else he knew.
The woman on the other side of me, looked at me when he left, and just laughed too.
I like this club, they have clean bathrooms, you can't underestimate that, and an unisex one too.
They play good music, have interesting shows, make good drinks, but I realize that I should not go alone, or I should find a table or booth away from the bar area. I suppose, just like a gg sitting alone, it is hunting season for any of the players, no matter what the sexual orientation.
I guess I really need a girl friend to go out with. Or find a more quiet establishment where I can go and wear some of the really pretty clothes I have.
So the education continues. I'm looking forward to my next outing. lol