First off, you need to know, I paint my toes, they are always some color, usually purple, right now they are a candy cane red. I also go to the gym on a regular basis. Now any of you that paint your toes know that it takes effort to do it right and I for one hate the idea of putting forth the effort only to have to take it off again in a sort period of time (My painted toes also help keep me sane, but that's another post).
Now, if you're male, and go to the gym you know rule number 1, don't look below the shoulders (At least don't get caught, you all do it, can't fool me). So there I am, I've finished my workout for the day, time to shower... Now at this point many of you are probably thinking, "how does he hide his toes?"... I don't... They are on proud display, or at least out in the open. So I'm walking to the showers with a stop off at the scale to see how little weight I've lost, when a gentleman walks past, does a double take, goes around the corner and peeks back around...
Now, either he was so impressed by my Greek God-like physique (probably Baccus) or he noticed the toes...
I'm thinking the toes, since I'm German, I can hardly be called a Greek God