My wife and I were in a store doing some Christmas shopping tonight. I was wearing my regular "boy clothes" with the exception of small gold hoop earrings. As we passed Santa Claus we heard him ask us "Would you ladies like to have your picture made with Santa?"
My wife said, "You should have seen the look on your face."
Truth was, I really didn't understand what he said until she told me. I don't know why but I have been getting ma'am'd a lot here lately. I really don't mind. As a matter of fact I kinda' like it,,,