I love to go shopping with my wife because I find out exactly what she likes and wants. Then I am able to go back and get it for her and become a hero to her. It was on one of these adventures that I had gone back to buy something she wanted but couldn't bring herself to buy. It was at a store that sold sizes up to size 12 - I'm a 16. When I found the size she had tried on and fit her (size 6), I took it to the checkout to buy it. The clerk leaned over to me and said "I think you should try it on before you buy it." I started to chuckle and told her that it wasn't for me but for my wife, and when I left I told her, "Yes I know that nothing in this store is in my size." I gave her a quick wink and she gave me a knowing smile. I walked out to my car a little lighter that when I went in.