The other day two strange things happened while I was Christmas shopping. I was underdressed with panties, garter-belt and stockings. I needed to go potty, so I headed to the men's room. I was minding my own business in the stall, when an elderly gentleman opened the door I thought was locked. He apologized and left immediately. He could not have missed my underthings as my pants and panties were around my ankles. What a heart stopper!
I then went back into the store to try and find a last minute item for my wife. (I am lavishing her with gifts because of another incident I will post later). I was in the women's makeup and cologne section when the SA asked if she could help me. I said laughing, "Only if you can hide this beard." She replied, "If you shave it off I'm sure I could make you look pretty." Outwardly, I stated, "No thanks." Inwardly I wanted to say, if you only knew. As I write this up, I am weeping about how much I would give to look passable, much less, pretty.