This is a follow-up thread to Erica's "Shopping as a man, woman or with a significant other".
The top ten signs the guy shopping in the ladies department is a CD (even if he is shopping for his wife/GF):
10. He's paying attention to the sizes.
9. He actually thinking about whether the skirt and blouse go togther.
8. He's looking at different syles.
7.Expresses true joy at finding just the right item. Turns giddy if it's on sale.
Any suggestions for the rest of the list?
6. After finding the right item but thinking its too expensive, waits for it to go on sale.
6. Takes new top, to the cosmetics counter, to try and either match nail varnish or eye shadow.
5. You can detect the bra he's wearing under his drab shirt
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4) He spends ages looking at all the different styles of skirts and tops before buying one, instead of just grabbing the first thing on the rail.
Jumps nearly to the cieling if someone says his name.
Stephenie
he holds it up to himself in a mirror to see what it looks like
tells another customer while holding wifes purse that "The slacks don't fit" as he puts them back on the rack.
He doesn't seem to have a problem handling lingerie in the store. And what ever he is buying for her, he buys another one in his size.
He spends about an hour in the store microscopically checking out the size, colour, style, length, price, of every skirt in the place, whilst asking his girlfriend,
"does my bum look big in this?" before deciding what he really needs are more shoes!
Love Angela XX
After we make a purchase we ask the salesperson if they think the shoe shop would have pumps to match in a size 12 or larger
He feels the silkiness of the panties and looks to see if there are enough different colors to choose from.
Hes the only one who checks the stretch of the front of the cute g-string or thong!
His Wife is asking "are you shopping for me or you?"
60. Asks the girl at the watch counter, " Would you have a watch with a longer band. This watch with the pink band is to short. But Hun, I just love the heart shape of this watch ".
LOL!
Wow, I'd do that, Tee Hee!
Haley
Simply looks her in the face, says it's a lovely day, and life goes on.
when out shopping in the womens dept ... a sales girl asks can i helpe you find something for your wife or girlfreind you simply say i am not shopping for my wife or girlfreind i am shopping for me thankyou and i know my size....
when we just have that stupid looking, glow in the dark grin, etched from ear to ear as we stumble through the lingerie dept wondering,"where's all the really naughty stuff"?
(forgot what number we're up to)
** He asks the sales girl, "If this dress doesn't fit her, can I return it?"
** He shows the sales girl a picture of his wife and says, "It's for her, but she put on about 40 pounds since this picture was taken."
Looks like a kid in a candy store! I'm getting kinda fuzzy all over.
Sarah
"So Often times it happens, that we live our lives in chains, and we never even know we have the key" The Eagles
Gotta agree with Simone. Always check the stretch on panties before buying.
Oh My God!!!
After reading this thread I realize I'm a crossdresser, LOL.
The girls at Lane Bryant know me on sight.I may be a crossdresser,beard and all.
Love and Hugs,
Priscilla
If you throw a hissy fit and demand to see the department manager when you find the perfect style and color skirt to match your new purse and shoes but they don't have it in your size.
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