So Many "Boob" Threads Here Lately - How About Lessons Learned About Boobs?

[Traci Elizabeth]

I will go first. The lessons I have learned about having boobs are:

1. You can't fold your arms across your chest like you use to
2. You can't brush your teeth without your upper arm hitting one of your boobs
3. Your boobs arrive at your destination before you do (ouch!)
4. If you are a messy eater like me, your boobs make great TV trays to rest
your plate on right in front of your mouth
5. While gargling mouth wash if you don't consciously lean way out over your
bathroom sink you can give your boobs an unintentional mouthwash cleaning
6. All of those cute feminine tops you had in the early days of transition, become
dangerous weapons as you NOW try to button that 3rd button
7. When you wash your hair in the shower, your elbows keep beating your boobs
8. It use to be "watch out that no one or nothing hits your balls" NOW it's
"watch out that no one or nothing hits your "boobs"
9. It's now uncomfortable to try and sleep on my stomach
10. We sweat in a totally new place - between our "Inframammary Crease" and
our "Cooper's Ligament"-what the heck?-no one ever told me about that



So, what are your "lesson's learned?"

[JohnH]

Add to that:
11. When you have to lie face down to access and service something under the hood of a car you have to be careful not to lie down on your boobs. In my case, it was to access the distributor conveniently located behind the engine right by the firewall.
12. When you pick something up and you hit your boobs, it really hurts.
13. Your wife teases you about your "chi-chi's" or "tits". When you rub them when they itch, she says,"There you go - rubbing your tits".

Now I have to watch out to make sure nothing hits my boobs or my balls - my testicles have not retracted.

On the other hand, it's nice to lie in bed and feel your soft skin and your breasts while being in a nice silky nightgown.

[Kirsty_D]

So funny, especially No.3 and No.11… I could see you forgetting about your boobs and bending over a hot engine to look at something and landing them squarely on top of a hot radiator.

[Kathryn Martin]

14. the wonder of my boobs being a part of me;
15. the spray of the shower on my boobs;
16. the familiar/unfamiliar feeling against the inside of my arms when I lean over table;
17. leaning further forward to see my pants zipper;
18. the third button, indeed;
19. No more wearing no bra, two words: nipples and weight;
20. folding your arms now underneath your boobs;
21. they can get a lot colder in winter now when it's 20 below;
22. cycling through growing pains;

And yes all of those up above ......

[Anna Lorree]

Lol, okay, I am gonna follow this thread. I might need some of this someday.

Anna

[Bree-asaurus]

I will go first. The lessons I have learned about having boobs are:

1. You can't fold your arms across your chest like you use to
2. You can't brush your teeth without your upper arm hitting one of your boobs
3. Your boobs arrive at your destination before you do (ouch!)
4. If you are a messy eater like me, your boobs make great TV trays to rest
your plate on right in front of your mouth
5. While gargling mouth wash if you don't consciously lean way out over your
bathroom sink you can give your boobs an unintentional mouthwash cleaning
6. All of those cute feminine tops you had in the early days of transition, become
dangerous weapons as you NOW try to button that 3rd button
7. When you wash your hair in the shower, your elbows keep beating your boobs
8. It use to be "watch out that no one or nothing hits your balls" NOW it's
"watch out that no one or nothing hits your "boobs"
9. It's now uncomfortable to try and sleep on my stomach
10. We sweat in a totally new place - between our "Inframammary Crease" and
our "Cooper's Ligament"-what the heck?-no one ever told me about that



So, what are your "lesson's learned?"

Speak for yourself Ms. Giant Boobs :P

[Traci Elizabeth]

Speak for yourself Ms. Giant Boobs :P

OMG! You are too funny. Hey it's all genes, luck, and the Great Boob Fairly Sprinkling Boob Dust on you every night (of course that requires you to believe)!

[Kathryn Martin]

OMG! You are too funny. Hey it's all genes, luck, and the Great Boob Fairly Sprinkling Boob Dust on you every night (of course that requires you to believe)!

Yes the GBFSBD is indispensable......

[Bree-asaurus]

OMG! You are too funny. Hey it's all genes, luck, and the Great Boob Fairly Sprinkling Boob Dust on you every night (of course that requires you to believe)!

What church do you go to? I need to pray to your god :P

[JohnH]

The way I'm going, BBB will not just represent Better Business Bureau, for me it will represent Big Boobed Basso .

17. leaning further forward to see my pants zipper;
And yes all of those up above ......

Hey, I used to have that problem when I had a huge beer gut and a flat chest.

21. they can get a lot colder in winter now when it's 20 below;

I guess that's where the expression of "colder than a witch's tit" comes from. Of course, Kathryn, you are a wonderful person and not a witch.

[Traci Elizabeth]

What church do you go to? I need to pray to your god :P

Oh no you don't! You are not one of those who do not believe in Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy are you?

As "Groucho" Marx use to say - "What's the magic word? Yep! You are correct - "Believe!"




No one else has any observations to share?

[Bree-asaurus]

Oh no you don't! You are not one of those who do not believe in Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy are you?

As "Groucho" Marx use to say - "What's the magic word? Yep! You are correct - "Believe!"

No one else has any observations to share?

No... I don't believe in things that have no real evidence. But if my boobs sprout two cup sizes tomorrow morning I'll believe in anything! JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!

[EnglishRose]

- Pointy elbowed kids and developing boobs do NOT mix.

[JohnH]

The thought of that causes me to wince!

Also have your hands around the stomach area. Then raise them up and hit your boobs. Ouch!

[Persephone]

Have just had the beginnings of boobery, still very much in the growing pains stage, nobody ever told me that "sensitive" really meant "ouchy!" Guess as a guy I'd confused "sensitive" with "sensuous."

23) You always have a thermometer with you.

But there are some good points (sorry!) too - wearing an open neckline means you're likely to find your necklace if it breaks.

Hugs,
Persephone.

[Myojine]

Ive yet to experiance any of this except the now visible nipples...
And no more not wearing a bra under a shirt because the fabric running across my nipples adjetages me pretty good.

[Kelsy]

It seems to me that boob threads in this forum fill a similar facination that panty threads do in the CD forum but I'll bite!

I have much more awareness now that all boobs are different(have made nipple comparisons with my wife etc.)
while sitting braless I can feel the heat as my boobs rest on the lower chest just above my belly
jiggle and bounce

[Shapeshiffter]

Just one more to add.You must be careful of small dogs running across your chest while trying to get you up in the morning. It works really well for them tho.

[Julia_in_Pa]

Having my nipples pierced was a lesson in what pain actually is.
It was heavenly!!


Julia

[Traci Elizabeth]

Just one more to add.You must be careful of small dogs running across your chest while trying to get you up in the morning. It works really well for them tho.

OH YEA! I have the same problem with our cats.

24. Especially when you are in a deep sleep and they jump up on the bed landing on your boobs or walk across them throughout the night...can't remember the last undisturbed sleep I have had.

25. Now I understand why my wife would yell when I squeezed her boob to forcefully...damn that hurts!

[JohnH]

26. When you are eating a bowl of cereal your arm hits a boob as you raise the bowl up towards your lips.

[Laurie Ann]

Having to change the way you drive especially when turning the steering wheel when turning a corner

[Traci Elizabeth]

Having to change the way you drive especially when turning the steering wheel when turning a corner

That's a good one and so true.

[Princess Jen]

27. Realizing you can't support any heavy boxes against your breasts while carrying them. For ANY length of time! Oww oww ow!

[morgan51]

Having my nipples pierced was a lesson in what pain actually is.
It was heavenly!!


Julia

Had them pierced before any growth, things are reallllly different now! Just waiting and watching interesting what a small insult to them can do to my concentration.All the above as well.