No, I really can't relate at all to what you're saying. You definitely sound like a TS to me.
The thing that bothers me about this kind of thread...someone will eventually starting giving off the "Oh, I'm Soooo Femme" vibe and saying they're more "femme" than a GG, which is total crap.
If you hate being male that much, book the next flight to Thailand and straighten it out.