I came home one night dressed and my daughter and her husband were at my house. My wife was out with her girlfriends. She does not like my dressing but does give me house a couple times a month. With a don't ask don't tell policy.

Apparently the electricity was out at my daughters and they came over until theirs was back on. I drove in the driveway around their car, through the back field, and straight to the barn. She called my cell about the time I was in the barn. I told her that I was unloading some feed and feeding the animals. She offered to send her husband up to help me. "NO that's ok I don't need his help, I will be down in a few minutes," I responded.

Thank goodness I keep a set of boy clothes, and my makeup wipes in the car.