Ah ... so now you know why I don't dress at home when my wife is out! Only if she is home or I am going out. (yes, I have a wife who is ok with my dressing). "A" is my answer if I were at home alone except I wouldn't need to dive under the bed as there is no window that you can look through at the front of the house that looks into my lounge, kitchen or bedroom so all I would have to do is be silent