Sorry long winded.
Ok this is really two stories. I got to tell one for the other.
My wife and I took our kids to a fall festival this past weekend.
It was at a baptist church. So I dressed as drab as I could.
Which wasn't to bad. What was hard was not acting to femm.
As anyone how has ever lived in the south know. The last thing you want to do is stand out around a group of southern baptist! I had to spend two hours thinking don't cross you legs keep your hands off you hips use guy voice and so on.
Now the really funny part. After the fall frest. We needed to stop at Walmart. Which I think is fun in drab. Looking like a guy and act like a woman. I love messing with people. Making this part all the funnier. I was hearing jeans (women's) with pink panties. A blue T and flip flops (had on hiking boots at the frest)
I had the need to use the restroom being in drab I use the men's.
I go into a stall pull my pants dawn and sit. About that time someone els comes in and I hear him go back out saying there a woman in there. I looked down to realize. All they could see was jeans pink panties and pink toe nails. I'm sour then heard me laughing.