We've all read hundreds of threads on passing, on feminine movement, and mannerisms. How about these female idiosyncracies? The not so pleasant, but all too real feminine traits.
#1- At the meer site of a raised toilet seat, for any reason other than manintanance or cleaning, begin ranting "All I ask is one little tiny thing... How hard can it be to just?... they can put a man on the moon, but lower a toilet seat, nooo".
#2- When asked if you need to use the toilet before you leave, simply reply "I'm fine". Two minutes, or two blocks later, ask to find a restroom.
#3- Stand in line to make a purchase for ten minutes, then when the SA gives you the total, dig into your purse like it never occured to you that you may need your wallet soon. Try to pay with exact change, even if it means counting out seventy one pennies.
Please read with the humour that was intended. I love everything women do.-Celeste