I went to return a pairs of men's grey flannels I got for Christmas. Somebody doesn't know I don't wear men's clothes. The lady at the returns desk ask my reason for return, and deadpan I replied 'I don't make it a habit of wearing men's clothes, it's kinda gross'. She kinda stopped for a heartbeat, looked at her computer screen, and said 'I'll just check wrong size.' I got a store credit, and picked out a nice new years blouse.-Celeste