So. . .
I'm dressed, I can't sleep, it's late, whatever, but . . . now my face itches. (Good Lord, I left that sentence unfinished all this time xD)
Whatever, whatever will happen to all of this makeup I've so carefully applied?
Do I simply need better makeup? A wig which sways less toward the front? Is there a secret method by which I can innocuously scratch my face without disrupting the visage?!
I refuse to believe I'm the only one who has ever thought about this xD
Thoughts?