Not sure if this is the right place for this post but here goes:
I'm always experimenting with my wife's clothes and shoes. Some of her shoes fit me but some are a squeeze. This evening I was sitting watching the telly with my bare feet up when I noticed something on one of my toes. Closer inspection showed that I have cracked a toenail not vertically as you would expect but horizontially. I've never had this happen before and it took me a while to work out why. The only thing I can think of is where I've tried to fit a quart into a pint pot, bent a toe/nail and the nail has cracked. It does not hurt at present but I'm guessing I'll lose the nail.
Maria