Just some of the terrible things that will happen if you step into the wrong clothes:
Homicidal tendancies- "I'd Kill for those shoes".
Apathy-"I don't care what anybody thinks, I'm wearing my pantyhose in the pool".
Self mutilation-"I'd give my left nut for that dress".
Suicide-"I'd die for her figure".
Mental illness-"This corset is driving me crazy".
Moral decay-"I'll just skip church to get a head start on that big lingerie sale".
Blasphemy-"Jesus, these heels are high".
Addiction-"I need just one more skirt, that'll be enough...I swear".
Impared judgement-"I can wear a sequin micro mini to my seventieth birthday party".
Larceny-"My wife won't mind if I 'borrow' her thong".
Loss of mental capacity-"I have 100 pairs of shoes, at $300 each, that's only $3000
right?"
Wearing women's garments is surely a slippery slope to depravity, insanity, and spiritual downfall. Other than that, it may have it's downsides too!
LOL-Celeste