No, not what it sounds like.
Along with some other medical problems, it seems I now have a hernia in my groin. I went for a consultation with the surgeon, but because of the other issues, he won't operate for at least a few weeks. He suggested that I go to a medical supply store and get a truss to support the hernia until it can be repaired.
So I go in, give them all my insurance information, etc. and pretty soon my wife and I are sitting in a room with the guy who will order it and fit it to me. He needs to find the best size so first he asks for me height and weight. Fine. Then he asks "What size jeans do you usually wear?"
I figured "Size 12 or 10 depending on the manufacturer." would be a bad answer so I told him size 33 or 34.
As we were walking to the car my wife grinned at me and said "Yea, I wondered what you were going to tell him."