So I'm in church (for a wedding) sitting down ('cause my back was sore) facing the entrance.
This woman in a dress comes in and starts pulling on her dress like she's adjusting a girdle or pantihose. She remarks to the woman next to her, "I can't remember the last time I wore a dress."
So, I respond, "Neither do I."
She looks over at me and must be thinking that there's always got to be a wise guy.
Truth is, I know exactly how she feels having to adjust her pantihose. And I can't remember how long it's been since I wore a dress. It's been either 3 or 4 weeks, exactly.