i would like to apologize to all of my ex-wives and girlfriends for starting fights and arguments because of the following statements and questions:
1- c'mon we're gonna be late!!
couldn't possibly take anybody 3 hours to get ready to go out!!
2- why are you so late and where were you? nobody could possibly shop
for 8 hours!!
3- why do you have 2 closets full of clothes which you never seem to wear??
now that i do see that it is possible, i just want to admit that i was wrong and i do apologize!!
i guess the list can go on and on, so feel free to add your favorite